#joelmacquoid

Kiwi is a late-sleeper but Mac knows, even when starting High School, you gotta get up early or else fear mom’s wrath.

Honestly, tho, don’t ask her anything that requires more than a yes-or-no answer. She’s so out of it, she starts quoting Lifehouse lyrics.

I’mma do the hilarious one ;o

1. Who remembers what the other one always orders at a restaurant?-Wieland pays close attention to a lot of stuff so he would remember what Drew likes. She's rather spontaneous and tries a lot of new stuff but he knows her default favorites in case that spicy teriyaki shrimp doesn't taste as good as it looked.

2. Who reaches for the other one’s hand while driving?-Drew. BUT SHE'S NOT REACHING FOR HIS HAND--DREW THAT IS NOT A HAND.

3. Who gets the window seat?-Drew because she likes being high up and watching the scenery. Looking out the window reminds Wieland he's iffy about heights.

4. Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it say?)-They leave notes for each other. (Wieland to Drew: remember to take your pill at 6; Drew to Wieland: I'll take YOUR pill at 6.)

5. Who wakes up first?-Drew is still asleep from the late night partying/movie editing and Wieland has a radio show to do in the mornings so he gets up, peels Drew off before getting a cup of coffee and setting her aside a mug as well

6. Who falls asleep while watching a movie? -Drew mostly because she invited Wieland for Netflix and chill but he took it literally, so she curls up in his lap and is lulled asleep by Kevin hart’s screeching.

7. Who’s prone to wearing socks indoors (or to sleep)? -.....dude I wear socks all the time--this question is weird, but Drew has a lot of stockings, but Wieland has a lot of socks so???

8. Who has bigger cravings? -Wieland. *PATS HIS GUT*

9. Who reminds the other to put on sunscreen before going to the beach (or pool)?-Wieland has to remind Drew because tiny red vixen will be come literally red all over if she does not. She'll be a flaming hot cheeto.

10. Who carries all the important documents while traveling? -Wieland. Drew might lose them.

11. Who checks the prices while grocery shopping? -Drew is more frugal about spending than Wieland is, which is saying something so it'd be cute to see them comparing coupons and then getting better deals.

12. Who sneaks in cookies in the shopping cart?  -Wieland: the cookies were on sale, Drew. They're the orange oreos for halloween, we HAVE to get them.

13. Who’d give their child sweets behind the other’s back? -Wieland, the pushover.

14. Who’d pop the other one’s pimple? -...what

15. Who would discreetly pinch the other one’s butt in public? -Drew, but not as discreetly without making Wieland yelp.

16. Who cooks at 2 in the morning? -Wieland. He's making Drew pudding because he's lost control of his life.

17. Who gets extremely competitive playing Mario Kart? -Drew.

18. Who takes longer getting ready? -I would also say Drew since she has more makeup to put on and Wieland only trims his beard.

19. Who likes doing the dishes? -Mmmmmmm I'm inclined to say Wieland probably, but he's also prone to forget.

20. Who points at a dog when they see it? -WIELAND BECAUSE HE'S NOT ALLERGIC TO DOGS AND HE LOVES DOGS AS MUCH AS HE LOVES CATS.