#joe shit

bahaha for those who don't know that's uh my nickname for Snake Eyes...

OTP: wait oh god i have LITERALLY NO OTPs FOR SNAKE EYES OOPS. ah well. Ophelia and Snake would be cute??? gosh she was just so adorable okBrOTP: Snake and Beachhead actually. But let's be real, he gets along with literally everyone. Everyone loves Snake. (also that one issue of Origins when Mainframe was onto the Cobra conspiracy and no one believed him, and he vented to Snake while Snake Eyes was working out. "Good talk." ak;sj;hfkag)OT3: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....NOTP: Snake/Scarlett oops. Also Storm/Snake :x (also Kamakura and Snake) doesthefandomhatemeyet

Aaahh, the story of how I met G.I. Joe....

--but no actually the first thing I watched ever was the 2010 movie The Rise of Cobra! That was my introduction to G.I. Joe. I totally fell in love with Snake Eyes and even though the movie itself is p bad it's still one of my favorites. I remember going to see it in theatres like. Maybe almost 10 times.

I wish I had gotten into it as a kid, but I always thought it was dumb or too boyish (I was a Sailor Moon girl back then) or whatever. I started reading the comics... prolly also 2010, because they had a line dedicated to just Snake Eyes. This year is the year I FINALLY sat down and watch the 80s cartoon, and started reading the classic comics, both of which are fabulous and awesome. ♥ G.I. Joe Renegades, which I at first actually did not like at all, is an AMAZING SHOW and so well done.

Yvonne Hawke (Dragon Age 2)

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? Plastic

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear? Sexy stuff, a lot like the actual underwear in-game. Either in that color or crimson. Probably freaking velvet or something, pfff.

24: What does your OC smell like? Blood and dirt. bc there is always something to kill in Kirkwall.

36: What turns your OC on? FENRIS The Smoulder is probably #1. Also when he talks in Tevene or Qunlat.

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done? Honestly she’s probably had sex in some really crazy places. Unless you call killing an Arishok/a Knight-Commander/an ancient darkspawn-slash-Tevinter Magister/an Orlesian Duke crazy, then… there is that.

52: How does your OC feel about insects? Probably doesn’t mind them, but doesn’t like them or anything.

 Savv

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? plastic

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear? Simple stuff, like plain white underwear

24: What does your OC smell like? Uh… metal?? Rust???? Electronics?????????????

36: What turns your OC on? robots

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done? Reprogrammed a war machine to be her sexbot?

52: How does your OC feel about insects? Might kinda like some, idk.

 Saya (UMMM I ALMOST DON’T WANNA SAY G. I… JOE…..)

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? Plastic?

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear? Bright neon colors, or things with like little pokemon or yoshi or turtles on em.

24: What does your OC smell like? Motor oil. P much all thetime. I think it’s seeped into her soul. Also cheetos.

36: What turns your OC on? uuuUUMMMM biceps. Nice muscley biceps. among other things i dooon’t wanna write doooowwwn~

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done? Uhh??? Run around a military base in just her underwear (albeit breifly) because she forgot where her clothes were?? There was also that time she fell out of a helicopter.

52: How does your OC feel about insects? Food for her turtle.

 Terrence Redmont (ME3 Multiplayer)

4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic? Paper

18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear? Hehe, prolly silly little boxers wth hearts or satin shorts or something

24: What does your OC smell like? He wears a nice earthy cologne or smthn.

36: What turns your OC on? Pleasing his husband. To be quite frank.

40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done? There must’ve been a time where he attempted to solo an ATLAS or somethin badass like that. he prolly almost died tho