I am so damn anxious for a very, very short job interview (a 15 minute "introductory call"), even though I also know I'd be perfect for it, because I am generally not the best at "selling myself." Especially not in 15 minutes. What can an interviewer even GLEAN in 15 minutes? I'm tempted to open the call with, "Hello, I'm Pam, but you can call me Your Unicorn."

Huh. You know, I might use this.

But seriously, I am so nervous. I'd really love this job. I can't stand not knowing what yahoos I'm competing against. It would make me feel better if I knew they were actually yahoos.

It's a wrestling term that is used to refer to when one fighter is meant to lose to another, simply because their bosses want to make the other guy look good. It refers to a wrestler "doing the job" of losing to make someone else look good. Recent example:

thank you, I’m 23 years old and graduated from college like a year and a half ago, the fuck do you want from me? A 10 year career already????

Student: .....I mean, I'll do my homework first. But then video games.

Me: Actually, my plan is exactly the same as yours.

Student: What do you play?! Fortnite?

Me: Skyrim.

Student: Oh cool! [Friend] I told you Mx JP was the cool sub!