did you or someone else write "when I get a girlfriend, i’m going to make her listen to so much Boredoms. so much fucking Boredoms. she’ll either leave me or reach enlightenment." ? Because that's a pretty good filter on whether or not a girl is worth the effort.
yeah, I wrote that. I think i'll set in a series of tests. when I pick her up on our first date, i'm going to play Acid Police in the car and see if she doesn't run back inside her house. then, over dinner, i'll talk in great lengths about the japanese noise and avant-garde scene in the 90's. if she doesn't throw her drink at me then, i'll take her back to my house put on Super Roots 5 and play it in it's entirety. at max volume. if she ends the night by not slapping me in the face or otherwise causing me grievous bodily harm, well.. I think i've found my woman.
