#jjfu

Little known fact “I am a sucker for a decent gimmick”. Most times I’m disappointed but on a few rare occasions (fondly gazing at my Sig Sauer p229 LEGION) it’s worth the price. This of course explains why today Mr UPS left a package from MidwayUSA on my porch. Inside said box was a box of ‘Jesse James Black Label Ammunition 9mm 124gr JHP’. No need to reread it I did say Jesse James which is the same Jesse James that used to make kickass motorcycles and hosted Monster Garage. Turns out Jesse loves firearms, so much that he moved out of the Socialist Republic of California and to Texas where he has started making custom 1911’s & rifles plus some weird football looking suppressor thing (check out @jjfu Jesse James Firearms Unlimited to see some amazing custom work). Well Jesse has decided to enter the world of ammo manufacturing and partnering with Ammo-inc have introduced 2 lines of pistol & rifle rounds.

The Black Label Ammo comes in a fancy looking box, with as you can probably guess black ammo. It’s not actually black but more of a dark gunmetal color. It is a plated brass case that has a headstamp of Jesse James 9mm Luger. The bullet is a 124gr jacketed hollow point, I’d read somewhere people thought it was a standard Hornady XTP round but comparing the two it isn’t. Not sure who made the bullet but I’ll keep my eye out for a match. It has 3.8gr of powder and according to the ballistic specs of 1017fps if it isn’t a proprietary blend I’d guess it’s Universal. The round definitely looks ‘cool’ and I’m looking forward to playing around with it (testing). To answer the inevitable question “no this will not be my carry ammo” it’s just something to try and talk about.

Me: so... what? What does he want about it? We know it's true. I don't care it's out there, I know I did it. Now I know and I'm retaining it

Alan: so why did you tell _____ to call _____ _____?

Me: because it makes him cry.

I'm seriously non-chalant and he's seriously humored.

Alan: he also asked me to ask you not to post anything about him in public anymore, especially when tagging

(Not quite #JesseJames but more @butpee, I expect)

Me: okay well ask him to quit talking privately with others about me and to post in public.

He tries not laugh to.

I know it's fruitless. But why is everyone beating on about airing dirty laundry when they just want to sweep the trash under the rug? #justkeepingitclean

Me: what else?

Alan: that's it

Me: well thanks for stopping by

Alan: it's been real.

(Why did I __________ instead of filling the blank for you? I don't want to implicate you in purposely trying to hurt him. He could get a little crazy on you. And I don't want to lie. I don't have to either. I, just like everyone else I "gossip" about only have to answer to god. IDC who you are. At rhe end of your life span, you have to answer to your reasons and choices for doing things. And without a heavy heart or dirty conscious I'm going to say that call _____ _____ is a person's name. I hope that you understand I would not try to hurt anyone that doesn't deserve to be hurt and I have tried and will continue to try to protect everyone I can. And right now, making Jesse cry makes me happy. The FBI is around everyone constantly, no matter what or how, Jesse will be prevented from doing serious harm to others. So no one should be afraid that I want Jesse to cry. If you do get afraid, tell me. I will handle Schroder myself. I can't promise I can prevent him from mentally torturing you, but the FBI can usually. Sometimes of you may deserve It tho. But I will handle Schroder)

Me: hey alan

Alan: what?

Me: did Jesse tell you about that time after my babies died and I was expressing breast milk for the ICU babies and I gave him the rids of his life?

Alan: no

Me: it's his favorite memory

Alan: what was it sexual?

Me: very

Alan: was a nurse involved? I may know this one

Me: I don't think so.

Alan: put it this way was he handcuffed to the bed and everyone was looking in the window? That was a good one? His favorite? I don't think so

Me: mmmhmmm he begged me not to leave and that he could do anything i wanted. He begged me over and over

Alan: it sounds like it was amazing

Me: I think so

Alan: did you get applause after?

Me: yeah

Alan: you sound happy about this particular memory

Me: it was the best. Only three of us are still living in our bodies, that were there

Alan busts laughing: sounds like it was a real killer!

I threw a fit, used the survey on the bottom of the receipt and rated complete zero on everything. Then I got an email saying the manager would reply to me. He didn't after three days so I threw another fit, replied he hadn't responded and began to transfer my prescriptions to another pharmacy. I have over $1000 per month in prescriptions and my daughter over $200 and so fuck you I will cause a scene and don't think anyone is gonna take my power. I own my power. (Today he did respond)

So awhile back my driver's license got sucked into the tube or stolen at the pharmacy.

So I've had difficulty to get my two controlled substances each month and I usually ask _______ to pick it up and I drive him there. But I didn't have anyone & I needed it and had been out of it for days and didn't want to ask anyone cause I am an independent bitch (now it's been over a week) and I do have a copy of my license but it was refused without even being looked at and so I could not get my prescription.

And so now Jason, the pharmacy manager that refused to give me my prescription whom is also an FBI agent is getting arrested for attempted murder.

So yes. I'm pleased

I should say that he was set up in the position there so that he could be arrested because he has tried to kill me in the past, because he's been a double agent also being paid by Jesse James to spy and etc

And so they thought Jason would fuck up and just as predicted he did.

And so now it is back to jail for him

I think it's lovely. I also get $50 to get a new drivers license in cash as oppose to store credit

For the record, the control substances act says that as long as I am recognized as the person the prescription belongs to I do not need to show identification but each pharmacy makes their own rules.

Alas, it's not illegal to give a prescription, even a controlled substance without any identification at all.

And it's their fault I don't have a driver's license.

I have a copy. At least I have that.