What I want to know is WHY?
Why'd you say it, Jensen? You didn't have to. You were talking about cooking for fuck's sake! COOKING!! You said you like spicy food-- and that your wife often makes you spicy food.
How great.
How wholesome.
Sure, you kinked it up a bit. You went on to say that she knows how to "spice things up in the kitchen."
Ha Ha
*wink wink * nudge nudge*
And Misha of course responded in his very Misha-like-way with -- "Oh yeah she does!"
So you go "Ayye!" in your trademarked Dean-ish, mock-grumpy tone.
And that was fine.
That was all good, Jensen. You could've left it there, son! You could've gone back to the fucking innocuous topic of cooking.
Go on and share Danneel's recipe. Maybe your favorite spice while you're at it. Or even just go back to saying Italian words in your very Mario & Luigi type accent ... any of that would've worked, my guy.
The world is filled with non-implicating topics!
But NOOOOO .... instead you take a fucking eon-long pause, rub your thigh in the universally known nervous-jackles way, and then you say:
"SHE DOES REFER TO MISHA AS HER BOYFRIEND"????
and then
AAANNDDD THEN
ANNNNDDD THEN YOU SAY
"WHICH IS FUNNY 'CAUSE SO DO I????"
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT COOKING, SIR!!!
COOKING!
MOTHER FUCKING COOKING!
