Salty Albert is salty. Heated discussion he started after reading an article about a study that said "1 in 4 women/girls are teased or bullied about their periods." He snorted and said there's no way, but all 4 of us had stories about it, some of which were stuff HE has said to us. Then it shifted to if he would ever get us stuff if we needed it, and he basically flat out said he would never (he couldn't even say the word "tampon" ffs) and when pressed about why just said "cause I don't feel like it and I'm not giving you any other reason than that"

my dad and i had a half hour long debate over whether or not the air conditioner in the truck could keep the ice we had literally just bought cold while we waited for our pizza and got coffee

Wouldn't it be great if the man who constantly sniffles and clears his throat and drives me nuts would take something for his allergies

I still can’t believe my dad outed me to my grandma. and got my sexuality wrong