Sep 29, 2013
sometimes i stick around after SNL is over and that's when all the really weird infomercials come on you know what i'm saying
like
of course i need a jet-powered stainless steel juicer with an easy-carry case that doubles as a reversible extra-plush pillow which comes in nineteen shades of neon and can also function as a shammy-cum-beach towel that also makes a fashionable sarape, turban, or soft splint in case of emergency
obviously
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