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Since I was too impatient to wait for a translation, I decided to translate it myself. Standard disclaimer than my Japanese skills are kindergartener at best, so take everything with a grain of salt. I'm open to correction in replies/reblogs.
This is our declaration!
We’re going to hog all of
The Bidoof in the world for ourselves!
We’re hogging the use of Rock Smash and Cut!
We’re the villainous team known as…
Te~am Bidoof! [1]
I’m gonna destroy that rock~! (Twinkle twinkle)
This tree’s ‘bout to get cut down!
Yes!
We won’t leave any Bidoof around here
They’re all already in our possession!
You poor thing!
Surely?
The reason why is…?
From today on, you too are in Team Bidoof! Bidoof! Bidoof~!
You’ll be part of our circle, yeah?
Being laidback is OK, don’t worry!
We’re also Grunts -unts -unts! [4]
In this mysterious world,
They say that being Unaware is the strongest reason, right? [5]
Yeah! Yeah! For su~re!
Ahem.
Stop your futile resistance
Aren’t you going to hand over all the Bidoof you have on you?
To put it simply, DNI other stans♡ [6]
Scary enough to shut up a crying kid……
We’re Te~am Bidoof!
Don’t you think we could climb up there? [7]
You’re right
I wish that I could Surf as well
You’re really insistent
Alright
The next evolution is OK
If you’re granted permission by the Boss
Huh……. Really?
Yay~!
Please make your presentation
It’s the only Normal/Water type!
Swords Dance [8] + Amnesia + Double Team for the super checkmate!
Gengar, are you also getting excited?
This…… This also is cute……?
What!? Bidoof is evolving!!
B! B! B! B!
Huh?
Mash B~!
You’re kidding~!?!?
After all, we’re Team Bidoof! Bidoof! Bidoof~!
With a power different from battling
Outgrowing living to help
Others? [9] We’re Grunts -unts -unts
No matter which world it is, it’s the same
Being kind is a must, right?
Yeah! Yeah! For su~re!
Huh, then Greedent too?
I like it~
What about Dedenne, Morpeko, and Patrat?
I like them~
What about Chewtle?
I like it! But it’s a different genre~
OK, then we’ll change the name to “Rode~ntz”!
That’s just an excuse, right
Advance! We’re Team Bidoof! Bidoof! Bidoof~!
The number one cool team in the universe
Unaware equals our command
To follow the example of Bidoof -doof
As always, our journey with
These mysterious Pokemon will continue
Yeah! Yeah! For su~re!
Hey! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look closely!
Look closely at this Bidoof’s face!
Our goal is~
1, 2, and…… Ta-da!
なんだったっけ？
What was it again?
Translator's Notes:
[1] lit. “Bidoof Gang”. Pokemon games feature antagonistic groups known as “[noun]-dan” (“noun-gang”), translated as “Team [noun]” in the English localization
[2] lit. “madly in love”, a status condition known as Infatuation in English
[3] lit. “always B”, pressing B while a Pokemon evolves cancels the evolution. I felt that “mash” best portrayed the enthusiasm displayed here lol
[4] lit. “underlings”, a group of NPC trainers that are the lowest members of the evil team, translated as “Grunt” in the localization
[5] lit. “airhead”, one of the three Abilities Bidoof can have along with Simple and Moody
[6] From what I can tell this is online slang telling other fans of a character to not interact with you?
[7] Referring to Rock Climb, which Bidoof can’t learn while Bibarel can
[8] It seems “kenmai” is a Japanese fandom abbreviation for Swords Dance based off its kanji (tsurugi -> ken, both meaning sword)
[9] As in, Bidoof's strength isp in the number of HMs it learns lol
[10] Honestly I’m going by the PV here, it seems to indicate the distorted voice through Miku’s Rotom Phone is the Boss of Team Bidoof
