#jesterofgenocide

❝  A  jester  and  a  Joker  walk  into  a  bar !!   What  happens  next ?! ❞ 

 “ sir,  i’m going to have to kindly ask you to  stop   and  pull over! “   danny exclaimed in shock  over the ambulance radio.   it wasn’t every day you were parked outside of  your daughter’s  apartment  while the doom patrol  were out on a  mission  and suddenly  find yourself with the  infamous  joker  behind the  wheel and driving like mad away from the cops,   now was it?      “ believe it or not,  this vehicle is a person,   and he’s got  feelings  --    and doesn’t like to be  manhandled by  wild  clowns,   thank you very much! “

“No, sorry, I don’t have Prince Albert in a can.”

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      Joker’s fun kill sprees weren’t unusual in Gotham City - almost expected, by now, but each one of them was more creative, brutal and explosive than the last one. It reminded Jonathan of the old times - and he wasn’t sure he liked to remember those times, although it was a reality, a past he couldn’t deny.

      Crane hushed the class - the screams of panic were LOUD. Maybe they would go unnoticed, and better, maybe he wouldn’t have to face the clown, and ordered everyone to hide under their desks. He would too, but the steps echoing through the hallways were faster.

      ❝ — Ah, shit. ❞