#jessrambles

Lena: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked Kara: What? Lena: What? Sam without looking up from her laptop: She said she’d fuck you if you asked. inspo

Life update that no one asked for: My fish is dead and I’m depressed 🙃

Supergirl: Kara Danvers is so stupid Lena: What did you just say?! Supergirl: Miss Luthor i— Alex: She said Kara Danvers is so stupid Lena: You know what, I’m making kryptonite Supergirl: WHAT?! Brainy: I believe she said she’s going to make Kryptonite

so let me get this straight (bc apparently lena isn't) she bought a whole ass company and told her bestfriend to "unquit" bc and i quote "I cant do this without you, I literally know nothing about running a media empire" as if idk she can't spend billions of dollars hiring people to run said media empire for her and as if kara herself is an expert of that. its like she's tired of saying she misses kara and just bought the company as an excuse to spend more time with her

lena being pissed at her over protective over-bearing sometimes obnoxious with a tini-tiny god complex and sometimes reckless superhero alien girlfriend will always be so funny to me like little miss breakable human what did you expect when an alien falls madly in love with you?