“Hi, Folks welcome to my unboxing this is a -” *rips open package*  “Dead puppy...” *jump cut to next section*  “that was fucked but no worries, here we have a -”  *opens second package* “-a broken urn...and the ashes are ...FUCKIN’ EVERYWHERE!” *Jump cut*  “Okay folks so-” *pulls noose taught*  “todays video was fun wasn’t it-”  *loops rope over ceiling fixture*  “but it’ll be a while before you hear anything about...I mean ..fro-”  *backs away from the camera and stands up on a stool*  *puts rope around my neck* “see ya late-”  *jumps and rope breaks under my weight*  “FUCK!”  *video ends abruptly* 

Hello it's Tumblr we're all dead on the inside anyway. You're dumb. Pfft.

Me mwah

When you miss someone but aren't sure if they miss you.. .pfft. yeah you "love" me and you're "in love" with me and you "missed" me and when we were apart all you could do was think about me. Why is it that I ene up feeling guilty for missing you? I feel dumb for wanting to say I love you? I feel like I'm annoying you if I go to text you? Probably cause I do live you, I actually am in love with you and i really have forgiven you. But I'm wondering if you're taking it for granted that if you hurt me EVER again I will walk out of your life and never say a word to you EVER again!

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These opinions are my own. I am a stranger to you most likely so please stop taking what i say so damned seriously. SLUTS :  Do and don’t exist let me explain.  I don’t care in actuality if you fuck a million people of the same or opposite sex. Do i care if you are spreading disease having kids you can’t afford and doing things that are unsafe practices in that area. Sort of. I don’t agree with that. I don’t think that because a lot of people try and do the right thing when it comes to casual sex means that the taboo and bad parts of it should be ignored.  IF i make a comment that you don’t agree with please consider that you’ve read it months or years after the fact and that in fact my opinion at the time is different than the views i hold now.  SEX WORKERS  In all actuality i don’t care.I make comments sometimes that people disagree with but its usually in reference to the things mentioned above. People seem to glorify a profession that is seen as unsafe and in a lot of ways is seen as unclean. I feel like a lot of problems still exist in the sex work industry so i have some issues acting like its a good way to make money. I’m not judging you for doing it do what you love and if you disagree with me thats fine but i’m a strangers and you shouldn’t care.  SUGAR DADDIES/ SUGAR BABIES  No matter what age the people are or the relationships is i feel that one person making more or giving money to the other is a bad idea. It eventually usually ends badly someone ends up owing someone else or they feel they aren’t doing their part in the relationship. No i’ve never been in their/your  shoes and again i’m a stranger why are you even reading this. It is a view of someone who is on the outside of the situation but when i put myself in that situation i wouldn’t feel right so it leads me to have some negative reservations. chances are we’ll never meet so it shouldn’t matter.  RACE ISSUES.  The only problem i have is certain racial groups being excused from committing racism. It doesn’t make me a racist to want POC/s and white people to take responsibility for the racism they commit against each other. If you are a racist/bigot or prejudiced it all means the same to me. I see you that way no matter where you’re from or what you’re income is or your skin color.  Don’t call me a racist for idk typing the above and yet if you come into my ask section and go on anon and call me a “racist/bigot/dumb white ho” - and say it isn’t racially charged or “racist” for you because i’m white and have some sort of horse shit privilege. I didn’t own slaves i don’t agree with oppression and i sure as fuck don’t attribute to it.. if you went to college and earned a degree and are way more qualified for a position than a white person of the same age as you then damn straight you deserve that job.  SEXUALITY AND GENDER/LGBTQ ISSUES I do not care but i don’t want to hear about “otherkin” shit okay. you’t not a scorpion or a cat or half lizard... You’re a person you have abilities all of those animals are blissfully unaware of and without appreciate your opposable thumbs and ability to speak and learn and build. Love who you want be who you wish...just don’t assume i hate you because i say i’m over hearing about it. Not because i don’t care to be “educated” its because i’ve had facts about it shoved down my throat even when i wasn’t looking for it. I know more than you think.  If there is anything i’ve missed please let me know and i’ll make a faq about it as well. Thank you for reading. 

These are only my opinions if you get mad / butthurt / angry or otherwise triggered its not my problem. 

Could you all take a moment to head over to youtube and give my channel a sub or a view or a like or something its really appreciated i do mukbangs and rants and random things. Mostly mukbangs but yeah anyhow  The name is Jess Dunn UnOfficialWhiteBitch  :D or heres the link