#jessaye

What if you were a travelling knight and you fell in love easily and you went into a tavern but you knocked into a woman by accident and she thought you were disgusted by her appearance because she has a facial scar, but you were raised among women who practise ritual scarification so actually she's like Marilyn Monroe to you and you tell her she's beautiful but she doesn't believe you and she's challenging you to a duel and the living puppet who raised you is watching you through all of this and based on your past flirting experiences this is barely making it into the top ten of your worst flirting attempts, and the puppet has a blue tongue. and pronouns.