Weiss: It's over Salem. We beat all of your monsters, you’re defenseless.

Yang: Come on, girls! Let’s show her what true Huntresses can do!

*Salem turns around menacingly*

Salem: You fools. You actually think that you can defea-

Ruby: Hang on a second, sorry to cut you off but there’s still one thing I haven’t figured out. Who exactly are you?

Salem: ...

Ruby: ...

Salem: You mean, you haven’t figured it out?

*Salem pulls off her mask, REVEALING...*

Blake: No.

Ruby: How!? That doesn’t even make any sense!

Salem: You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don’t let yourself be destroyed as Qrow did.

*Salem cuts off Ruby’s hand*

Ruby: AAAARG!!!!

Salem: There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you.

*Ruby backs away in pain*

Salem: Ruby, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to Remnant.

Ruby: I’ll never join you!

Salem: If only you knew the power of the Grimm. Qrow never told you what happened to your mother.

Ruby: He told me enough! He told me you killed her!

Salem: No. I am your mother.

Ruby: No...NO! That’s not true! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Salem: Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Weiss: What? Me and Ruby!? Oh god, that’s disgusting, why would I even-?

Yang: Me and you, Blake? Eh, I could make it work.

*Jaune is crying into a box of Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes*

Jaune: Pyrrha was my best friend. Why are so many people joking about her!?

Sun: What? Yang and Blake? What about me!?

Nora: Man, this stuff with Ren and I is Boop-y Juicy!

Hazel: I’ve been searching for half an hour and I can’t find anything.

Salem: I am not waifu! I am the ultimate lord of evil! I AM NOT WAIFU!!!!

Salem: Yeah, Cinder, I may owe you an apology.

*Cinder looks at Salem, confused.*

Salem: You’re having far too much trouble destroying a few Grimm. We may have overestimated the power of the Maidens.

*Cinder’s eyes flare with anger.*

Ozpin: By grasping it in a certain way, one has the ability to manipulate knowledge however they choose.

Yang: However they choose?

Ozpin: Yes. Why? Do you have an idea?

Yang: *smirks*

*Meanwhile, in Salem’s castle*

Salem: Our failure at Haven is a major setback. Now we’ll have to...have to... wait, what was I doing? Who am I? Who are all of you?