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M - Ohhhhhhh that's not a good joke....

R - YESITIS!!!!!!1

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My Dragon Con weekend was officially a success because I got to hang out with antivanrogue again and meet fereldanwench, doesthisunithaveaboner, zeowynda, and jerktopus :)

jerktopus: We'll have to meet up again sometime to finish squeeing about octopi ;D

P.S. I'm trying to recall everyone's Tumblr usernames from memory so I'm crossing my fingers that I'm not forgetting anyone or tagging anyone totally random *hides*

#antivanrogue #fereldanwench #doesthisunithaveaboner #zeowynda #jerktopus #personal #off topic #dragon con

Updog

R - It smells like updog in here.

M- It smells like what?

R - Updog.

M - Updog?

R - Yeah, Updog.

M - What the fuck is updog?

#Ifellforit #goddamnit #theesidjet #haveneverheardbefore #JERKTOPUS

You think this is a game?

R - It's a place where you can buy school supplies.

M - What?

R - School supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - School supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - School supplies.

M - Stool supplies?

R - School Supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - Yeah.

M - That's what I said the first time!

R - Oh. I thought we were playing a game where we repeated it.

#School #Supplies #jerktopus #jerktopusproblems2014

College.

One hundred minus zero equals one hundred.

College.

I am a dentist.

Pay me money.

#jerktopus #shedoesn'tknowanythingreally #mathschallenge2014 #college

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Multitasking.

R - "I am multitasking. Because I can do that. I can read tweets and talk at the same time!" *Reads tweets*

M - "Oh can you?"

*long pause*

M - "See I knew you couldn't."

*long pause*

R - "Sorry what?"

#jerktopus #disinterested #distracted #100%stupid

Damnit Pikachu

*Pikachu shows butt*

M - "Hey look Pikachu's mooning me!"

R - *Rips open Pikachu's butt*

*Laughter*

#jerktopus #whywouldyoudothat #butts

My nails are painted.

Okay.

So...

I just moved my hand in front of my face.

And I thought there was a bug flying at me because my nails are painted.

And it freaked me out.

Lol...

.....

#Painted #nails #cost #lives #jerktopus

Mostofthetime.wmv

M - Ohhhhhhh that's not a good joke....

R - YESITIS!!!!!!1

#JERKTOPUS

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

My Dragon Con weekend was officially a success because I got to hang out with antivanrogue again and meet fereldanwench, doesthisunithaveaboner, zeowynda, and jerktopus :)

jerktopus: We'll have to meet up again sometime to finish squeeing about octopi ;D

P.S. I'm trying to recall everyone's Tumblr usernames from memory so I'm crossing my fingers that I'm not forgetting anyone or tagging anyone totally random *hides*

#antivanrogue #fereldanwench #doesthisunithaveaboner #zeowynda #jerktopus #personal #off topic #dragon con

Updog

R - It smells like updog in here.

M- It smells like what?

R - Updog.

M - Updog?

R - Yeah, Updog.

M - What the fuck is updog?

#Ifellforit #goddamnit #theesidjet #haveneverheardbefore #JERKTOPUS

You think this is a game?

R - It's a place where you can buy school supplies.

M - What?

R - School supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - School supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - School supplies.

M - Stool supplies?

R - School Supplies.

M - School supplies?

R - Yeah.

M - That's what I said the first time!

R - Oh. I thought we were playing a game where we repeated it.

#School #Supplies #jerktopus #jerktopusproblems2014

College.

One hundred minus zero equals one hundred.

College.

I am a dentist.

Pay me money.

#jerktopus #shedoesn'tknowanythingreally #mathschallenge2014 #college

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality✓ Free Actions

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Multitasking.

R - "I am multitasking. Because I can do that. I can read tweets and talk at the same time!" *Reads tweets*

M - "Oh can you?"

*long pause*

M - "See I knew you couldn't."

*long pause*

R - "Sorry what?"

#jerktopus #disinterested #distracted #100%stupid

Damnit Pikachu

*Pikachu shows butt*

M - "Hey look Pikachu's mooning me!"

R - *Rips open Pikachu's butt*

*Laughter*

#jerktopus #whywouldyoudothat #butts

My nails are painted.

Okay.

So...

I just moved my hand in front of my face.

And I thought there was a bug flying at me because my nails are painted.

And it freaked me out.

Lol...

.....

#Painted #nails #cost #lives #jerktopus

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