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Clutch yer pearls crew, cuz this is a House Pod, and the JERKS are throwin’ Covid Kisses. It’s Ep 286 - Lifetime Achievement Belt This week the JERKS regale you with tales of Farts, Cool Cops, and the Insane Clown Putin! “You gotta go undie-band!” “Them’s 80’s Steroids.” “I dunno… Vote clowns.” #FartBit #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast #covidkisses https://www.instagram.com/p/CqJJT9kuacN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This week Mitch the Bitch joins Hanes Her Way and Mullet Gut as they talk Artisanal Acne, Tractor Deaths, and Shawn Hemp's Sonic Green Shootout! It’s ep 285 - Medicine Shoes Put yer New Balance Boots on cuz this baby’s gonna knock you over! We got Kanye’s Confederate Cape, Curvy Dildo Flags, and Greg the Crank Pharmacist “His name was Laurie.” “Shawn Kemp has the smallest ankles.” “I bought Daddy his chin.” “Don’t sleep on a Des Moines Pantera show! #LadyJuliusCeasar #NewBalanceCowboyBoots #DildoWigs #SpicedDust #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0_QwXryOv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Alright you White Lungs! Put on those string ties and Protegés cuz the Jerks are reviewing… stuff. It’s ep 284 - Dough Heart Hope you’re hungry cuz the JERKS are dishing up loose meat sandwiches, pouring out coffee-pot coffees, and talking’ Alabama Drag Shows! “Gimme 5 loose meats.” “Let the kettle throw their pots, cuz I’m boiling!” #GamblerLights #Smunday #RayonBase #HunkyKutzFry #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast #jerkyjerks #jerkyjerkface https://www.instagram.com/p/CpjeHHUtSQ8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Pull out your Ers Magundi Jerks because you’re about to die laughing (with coins on yer eyes and a lie on yer lips). It’s Episode 281 - Ye Ol’ Dildsmith The JERKS are riding high on the pod-hog this week as they talk tanned bums, bed-church, Bravo’s new show: The Unhoused Bronze Bums of Dallas, and those damn Confederate tattletales! “You landlords are going to the front!” “You Americans are going to Putingrad!” “Get out of that ditch, and come to my bunk.” “We’ll have church on my bed.” #DonSwayze #RicBurns #ChineseDressingShades #ChineseChangingCurtains #jerkpractice #sketchcomedy #comedypodcast #jerkpracticepodcast https://www.instagram.com/p/CotBP43tv92/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Listen up you CREATURES! Cuz this one’s adapted from a French novel. It’s a Prunty of an episode this week Jerks, as H and Vit. C talk pornography, notes, and why you should never Google - “Bundy Special Needs” “Just stay in bed guys.” “Puttin’ prankin’ grease on the toilet, cuz I’m just lousy with grease.” #PowerfulPrunty #PrankinGrease #Creatures #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000597775153 https://www.instagram.com/p/CoLQO9TALIR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

We’re droppin’ “one more can of chili for the cupboard.” Translation: Here’s the new podcast. It’s Episode 276 - Gettin’ Some Rounds In Put on your full Zack Morris regalia, hit play and get yer rounds in Jerks! H and C are talkin’ creep half-baths, crooks’ dicks, and Big Creamy Sweet-Milks… “The most painful shave a man can get.” “Which Younger brother am I gonna dream about tonight?” “That’s premo-casket-wood!” #DecorBooks #Rounds #SweetMilk #CaseyTheChargeMaster #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000594310183 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnXENvPr-BU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy Birthday E. Weaves!!!! Our beloved JERK E. Weaves is turning 40! So we’re taking for a ride - Join in… IF YOU DARE… “Edit out the pauses.” “Not a chance.” We love you E.W. and there’s nothing you can do about it! #Karene #HBOMMM #ThankYouForBeingAJerk #jerkpractice #hauntedmansion #jerkpracticepodcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000589643536 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9dEW1Ag5D/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Listen up you wage-slaves! The JERKS are talkin’ about, what else?, running H for District 12 State Senate on a platform of whiskey boots, caps on soda (literally), and STROKES FOR ALL! Every Jerk a King, Every Jerk a Ding, You can be a booth babe too. But there’s something a wizard had to say, The JERKS are dangerous fools. “That guy’s tough as nails! He keeps puttin’ smokes out on his ankles!” “I heard you need booth babes!” “I heard you need booth boobs!” “That’s my kickin’ JFK!” #Reminish #BarkNormand #CarpeRectum #sketchcomedy #jerkpractice #jerkpracticepodcast Listen here⬇️😘 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jerk-practice/id1134252966?i=1000585786608 https://www.instagram.com/p/CkyhU8duiLu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=