#jeffster

• Casey accompanied Sarah down the aisle

• John Casey not only was a choir boy, he was that one kid who always got the best solos because of how angelic his voice sounded

• Casey is a bottom. This is not really a headcanon but I’m still putting it here because people need to know WE’VE ALL SEEN HIM TIED UP TO THAT BED

• (Spoilers here!) after becoming a spy, Morgan trained every day on Wii sports resort in that sword game where you have to knock your enemy down the platform. He’s not good at it because he always preferred Kirby Adventureland.

• Morgan and Casey definitely play one of those competitive mobile games like ruzzle or Wordzee and it’s just their thing

• The reason Casey knows all Star Wars is because Morgan and Chuck tricked him into watching it because there was “war” in the title. Morgan was actually the first one who spoiled it to him accidentally while commenting and Casey did not forget that.

• When Sarah worked at Weinerlicious she brought dinner for everyone on missions

• It’s not like Casey doesn’t like physical contact, it’s that he doesn’t like it coming from other people because for someone who hates being touched he surely likes standing 2 inches from someone’s face while whispering things and grabbing them

• Lester and Jeff aren’t actually hired, they just showed up pretending to work there one day and it miraculously worked because Big Mike is too lazy to check if they actually deserve a paycheck

• Lester and Jeff once catfished one another on a dating app, Lester to try and get pussy and Jeff for probably highly illegal reasons

• When they met up they thought that the other was trying to ruin their date because of jealousy and hugged each other in friendship. To this day they still don’t know the truth.

• Morgan’s mother is a hardcore Jeffster fan.