#jeffdragonite

“Do you think I give a Rattata’s ass what you and ‘all the other drags’ think? Bah… musty old farts, all of you.”

“And what have you done in the past century or two any? Sit in your fat ass and yell at kids to get off your lawn? Oooh, so scary. Face it, Gramps. Your best days are behind you. No one’s scared of ya anymore.”

“You’d be doing me a favor. Maybe they’ll think we’re dead and I can take Polly away and give her a real life.

Anyway, I believe you’d have far better luck with these thick headed villagers than I ever did.”

“....Erebus, you best not float so close to a dragon’s mouth” Kurami spoke up to her.

“Eh? That another one of your ‘words of wisdom’ Kurami? What does that one mean?”

“Nothing. I’m saying back away before the dragon decides to eat you”

“That’s what she said~”