#jeff-the-killer

1- Rank all the Smash games melee > smash 64 > smash 4 > brawl

5- Favorite combo oh man this is hard imma say let’s just go for hype:

I didn’t say that all gunshot wounds are equally lethal. My point was that all gunshot wounds have the potential to be life threatening. A bullet to the heart and a bullet to the pinky have very different odds ratios of killing the victim, but either can be deadly.

Military personnel are aimed to shoot for the chest because it’s the largest area to aim for, easiest to hit, slowest to move, and has the highest likelihood (outside the head) of disabling or killing your opponent. Police are trained this way, military are trained this way, and they do so because it works.

Headshots are very difficult to pull off, because the head can move and is much smaller than the chest. However, they are almost universally either lethal or permanently disabling.

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My vision has remained unhampered by my lack of eyelids. Yeah, I’m not entirely sure how that works either. Everyone I’ve met seems to have a different explanation for it too:

Reach, the leader of “The Gatekeepers of the Apocalypse” (third person mentioned here) said I displayed small amounts of precognitive capabilities, so there was a good chance I was completely blind and using my precog abilities to see the world around me with a clarity my eyes couldn’t grant me. Would also explain why I have such good spatial awareness.

Rito, my former boss when I was working with The Family, believed I had poor vision and had gained some sort of super-hearing or super-sensitivity to compensate. I never believed it much. I feel like it’s something I would notice, and it doesn’t really explain why I can aim down the sights of a sniper rifle, or read and write without issue.

Alexandria, our local supernatural expert, has been insisting she wants to examine my eyes for three years now, because she thinks they’ve been charmed with some sort of protection spell that prevents them from taking damage. If that happened, I wouldn’t know where it came from, but who knows? I’ve had so many spells and curses cast on me, it might just be a side effect.

Not quite. I mean, I’ve died and come back to life a few times, yeah, but it’s not like it’s the same guy doing it over and over again as some sort of sadistic torture (although maybe there is some sort of higher power keeping me alive? If there is, fucking cut it off, I don’t need your charity), it’s more the fact that whenever I die there’s someone who really needs me to do something so they gotta bring me back to make sure I get the job done and they let me fuck off afterwards.