Jeff The Killer

((Happy as I am to hear, I don’t think I’d want to read it. I don’t know, I’m sure the creator did a really good job, but I don’t ever want JTK to be changed from the utterly ridiculous, pulpy mess than it is in my mind.

((He’s here.

I need to go sustain myself, shitposting will begin once I return.

It took me like three hours to find this theme btw omg. I couldn’t stop tho, I was committed to the “veteran tumblr edgelord” aesthetic.

if I were to make a blog where I  wrote in the exact same style I do for this one

but it was from Gabriel Reyes a.k.a. Reaper from Overwatch

((oh my god you poor innocent soul.

For all it’s worth, considering I eat once every three days and sleep a grand total of two hours every night, I probably won’t last for long. So if we’re talking a battle of attrition, you’ve probably got me beat. Don’t worry, you’ll be free someday.

Jeffmod: 10 year old Edgar

Absynthmod: I am ten year old Edgar

Jeffmod: You're getting bullied every day, your parents hate you and you're universally considered a disappointment

Jeffmod: With me so far?

Like... this new “safe mode” bullshit. Let’s ignore the fact that it completely fucks over LGBT+ blogs -- because that’s a fucking atrocity and worthy of scorn onto itself, especially considering that staff fucking knows what their audience is and what they’re communicating by doing this, but let’s set it aside for a bit and focus on something else. 

Can we talk about how, just in the last 3 days, I’ve been followed by no less than six fucking pornbots?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SAFE MODE EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO.

This can’t be an accident. You can’t be this fucking bad at your job without trying. Surely they’re just seeing what they can get away with at this point, right?