#je71

—The Montreal Canadiens in FrenCH

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anon why would you open pandora's box...

okok. i'm gonna narrow it down to current players of my team and step-teams, and i'll name them for you, but i'll go with pics that just crack me up and not necessarily pics of my faves cuz i'm superstitious about saying that and i need my goobers to stay tf where they are. for sure you'll gather where some of my affections lie even if go in no particular order, and i'll let you assume wtv you want, but it's mostly players who cannot, for the love of the hockey gods, keep a normal face...

i need to chill. like i'm being so chill rn and yet. you have no idea how chill i am.

here we go 💃

my current #1 favorite picture that just obliterates me goes to Will Smith Hockey of the San Jose Sharks. the diva caption really does it for me

i told myself to choose one (1) photo of the ICONIC Sad Boi Quinncesita bc otherwise this is just gonna become a big ole Quinn Hughes scrapbook. you've probably seen him before, he's just... having the worst time at all times. he was my Canuck (Vancouver) but i followed him to the Minnesota Wild bc what else was i supposed to do. anyway here he is. wtf is he doing man

girl me too. would give my life force to Martin St-Louis (Montreal Canadiens head coach)

Arber Xhekaj (mtl): ur doing amazing sweetie

combination of my two loves: hockey & dogs :) the pure joy on Juraj Slafkovský's (mtl) face it's like he's never seen a puppy before and his whole life just changed

this is Jake Evans (mtl). he's just a little boy.

the Cole Caufield Collection. he's a star, i would not trade him for the whole world. is he my favourite on the team? unfortunately not (ik im stupid), but his pics are off the charts. Cole You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. They’ll Kill You

Arber Xhekaj again, with Kaiden Guhle (and Slaf to the right but this ain't about him). these two have the worst best kindergarten school picture smile. and they always do it too

Xhekaj & Guhle again, from a video, and i just love it bc i hear the sound in my head every time

can't not put Macklin Celebrini & Will Smith Hockey from my post here. look at these goobers. jesus elizabeth christ. not a thought behind those eyes.

happy jake evans day 🎂