Coffeeshop Author AU
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Coffeeshop Author AU

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Headcanon: Azviel has long beautiful hair until one day she just shows up to duty on the bridge and it's all just GONE and everyone whispers about why did she do it until finally Kitty timidly asks and she just shrugs and says she's studying engine mechanics and didn't want it to be a safety hazard and everyone ships jazzviel just a liiittle bit harder
Excalibur AU: Summer Camp Counsellors
I AM NOT AMERICAN SO I DON'T KNOW HOW CAMPS WORK BUT I SHALL TRY
 Alixon is head camp counsellor because his predecessor moved from San Fran to, like, Wisconsin with his new wife and the baby who’s due any day now. Brenin deals with everything despite being one of the youngest counsellors but NO everyone listens to him because they respect him (he's both laid-back and stern, so just nails that right balance.)
Keegan is his right hand woman, leading over the languages and gardening mostly, though sometimes leads any music sessions, as the kids soon realise with glee that Keegan can pretty much play any instrument she can get her hands on.
Kit decides to sign up because of the first aid training, and convinces James to go by pointedly leaving leaflets about Camp Excalibur around his home (open at the mechanics/invention section) and also through thorough bribery (you don't want to know.)
 Azviel is admitted quickly as another councillor due to her advanced language skills, and she becomes another teacher and James is utterly besotted with her, like, so much and he whinges to Kit that his heart actually hurts when she's leading a small gaggle of five year old kids (Kaan, Wil, Rhea and Roxanne) and making them parrot back in French.
 She is an attractive, intelligent woman who's good with kids and languages and, he learns to his horror, can sing and play guitar, which of course means she’s heartbreakingly out of his league and NATURALLY Kit tuts and begrudgingly consoles him because he hasn't noticed her longing looks when he's lifting up a teeny little Louise and/or Luke to inspect a component in one of the minibus' engines, or that one time he fell asleep under one of the trees and the kids drew on his face and Azviel was obviously fondly amused because oh god, hot dork nooooo.
 Kit usually ends up as a mediator between them both; insisting that yes the other likes them, yes really. Kit often arrives back at the cabin exhausted because Lana got tangled up in the bandages again, and though Erick's usually there to help, he went off with another counsellor, Apollo, to do god knows what (he's in charge of the star gazing so no she doesn't really wanna know how they both came back covered in leaves and mud and suspicious bruises.) Apollo also left his protégé Ellie with her to look after too, alongside Lana and a frankly alarmingly large 7 year old named Glebb.
 Ruth is another counsellor who leads the gardening activities, and her experience with helping the girl scouts has paid off because otherwise she'd be a complete and utter pushover to Luke's puppy dog eyes when he asks but why can't I put soil in Counsellor Alette's pillow? T'Paila is mostly silent and homesick when she first arrives, but gradually blossoms (ha) under Luke and Maureen's playful influence until she's constantly babbling about anything and everything.
Richard and Rinolan are both mixed-martial arts trainers who are also rather awkward around all the children at first but nope, Kotho absolutely adores Rinolan, and Richard is soon followed everywhere by Glebb's (still rather tall) five year-old sister, and Mo… who has a strange hatred of shoes, and often uses them as projectiles, (Tarah- a mischievous 8 year old whose counsellor is Saehra- teaches him how to aim properly) and Richard pretends to be mad but oh Ze's so fucking proud of Mo so just winces and tells him to perhaps throw perhaps not-so strong next time.

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(bear with me) Excaliburstuck details
ok so if i've got this right;Â
Rinolan is the royal fuschia-blood, whose moirail is the quiet but sweet cerulean Kotho.Â
Apollo is the faux-snobbish violet sea-dweller, but he really badly wants to get into yellow-blood Erick's pants in any capacity; he has no preference for red or black, but he just wants something. Burgundy-blood Ellie's his moirail, but she has a desperate flushed crush for him and her heart breaks every time he (begrudgingly) turns up at her respiteblock door with violet tears streaming down his face because nobody likes him and she just pities him so much it hurts to know he doesn't feel the same way.Â
Erick is best friends with purple Wil, who has a mutual flushed and/or pale crush on olive blood Louise who loves cats and has her own shipping wall.Â
Kaan (the mutant red) has Azviel-the jade-blood- for a tentative Moirallegiance  (and they geek out about languages together) but apart from this, he seems ok without any sort of relationship. (There's an offer of Kismesitude with Alison, but he's confused by her response that she's an "asexual") and later tries to start a Matespritship with T'Paila, who just outright rejects him for Luke (the Alpha version of James) Â
Maureen the rust/bronze troll is Glebb the indigo's moirail UNTIL
THE HUMANS ARRIVED.
Namely, James and Kitty. (Ruth and Alison were on the golden ship, trying to break the fourth wall.) Â
So James and Azviel kick it off right away, being nauseatingly adorable all over the meteor. Kaan makes the mistake of asking James what an "Asexual" is, as he has to sit through a rather long and often lewd conversation about human reproduction ("What's a 'penis'?" "Are you being serious right now?" "...Yes?")Â and sexuality ("but won't the droids cull them if they don't-?")Â
Glebb soon grows rather fond of Kitty (in a pale way, shoosh) as she reminds him of Rinolan.
So, since this is getting kinda long; Luke is James' alpha counterpoint, Harper for Ruth, Alex (Tucker) for Alison and Alexis Thompson for Kitty.
Just off the top of my head- since this was a thing I dwelled on a lot; Lana is Rinolan's Dancestor, Jake (//our helmsman) for Apollo, T'Shanik for T'Paila and definitely Keegan for Azviel.Â
Any crew member not mentioned is most likely gonna be an Alpha counterpart (since there's about nine trolls left!)Â
Jazzviel/Genius bffs SpyAU
SpyAU where Alette and Reynolds are partners, the young stars of the agency, brilliant, exceptionally effective, great at extracting info. One mission Reynolds is sent in undercover, Alette is outside standing backup, listening into the conversation via earpiece. Reynolds, panicked, tells Alette she thinks her cover has been blown, she has no way out, then there’s another voice, Reynolds denying the claims, her objecting to something before a yanking sound and static. She is unresponsive and later declared missing. Alette goes to try to find her but Brenin, the agency’s head, refuses to let him go alone and assigns him a partner for the case, Azviel Vox. Normally a solo worker, she works international cases where her linguistic skills are useful, occasionally gets assigned on random one-time partner work like this. Over time as they’re searching, getting closer, Alette and Vox start to realize they’ve been developing some serious romantic feelings for each other. They find Reynolds barely alive, tortured to hell and back for information, she gave them nothing. They get her out and she just barely manages to pull through, but she does pull through. Afterward Alette is conflicted as he wants to continue working with Vox but doesn’t want to stop working with Reynolds, they find the three of them as a trio have amazing chemistry and are even stronger, and though it is the first time they’ve done a three person team like this Brenin decides to allow it. (Extra bonus points for an epilogue with the three of them on a mission in some beautiful location and Alette and Vox decide to get married and Reynolds stands next to Alette as his bestwoman during the ceremony.)
ok so I've noticed the Excalibur has a Scotty/Uhura thing going on