Sep 22, 2014
probably because its you
well that’s not fair
i can’t just stop being me
that’s a lot more effort than it’s worth, okay
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probably because its you
well that’s not fair
i can’t just stop being me
that’s a lot more effort than it’s worth, okay
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so a friend you want to punt off a cliff
…
fair enough
I'm worried for the day when something happens and you end up perma-dead.
it won’t happen
primus said i was nigh-immortal, and i’ve tamed the one direct threat to my life in a while
i mean maybe i still gotta worry about that aftcracker that’s been hunting me frag knows how long? but he hasn’t caught me yet, so it’ll be a long time still before he catches me for real
mostly you gotta worry about the slag in the hole with the core, but i got a sword
and a moose
and possibly a dragon
Too bad I don't care about what you think. We're getting robot brains.
nooooo
nooooooooooo
progress is bad
humans hate change
come on get with the program
Yes we do, Astro.
no you don’t
i like it when i have to deal with humans being dumb and not multitasking very well
see also salad
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hey astro if shockwave hits you with his gun hand does that count as pistol-whipping?
depending on the shockwave it might be considered attempted murder
themerrymagicianjazzy replied to your post:THIS DRAGON WOULD LIKE TO JOIN IN ON THE WASHING AS WELL! THERE WILL BE BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! NOT TO MENTION HOW SHINY YOU WILL BE AFTERWARD
astro when you named him junior did you know he would grow to be scary as shit
.. actually, yeah, princess mighta told me he'd be a beast. but see i suck at naming stuff, and i didn't figure i'd be able to keep him
so technically that's a nickname or his sparkling name? i dunno. usually you get the option to change your own sparkling name but.. he's a dragon, i dunno what he wants his name to be
Have you ever had rust in very uncomfortable places?
regular rust, no
cosmic rust, right up the afterburners
you don’t know uncomfortable until you’ve had a plague rip into your vehicle mode’s back end via a damn space rock and clog up your internals
so many things replaced
so many