Maybe meeting some queer women tomorrow.
Things to do:
Hydrate
Breathe
Make appropriate amounts of eye contact
Do not mention Rizzoli & Isles
Pet their dogs
Have fun
Remain hydrated
Do not mention Rizzoli and Isles
Pretend to be a normal person
Have all the hinges
Make sure all 7 carabiners on my person are visible
Do not mention Rizzles
Check first aid kit
Do not answer strange cockatoos
Do not call anyone a good bird unless there is a literal bird that likes compliments there
Figure out what I can say I do for work without sounding suspicious
Do not mention that my hobby is writing an obscene amount of Rizzles fanfic
Make sure all my accommodations are in place before I go
Make sure my rescue medication is in date
Find and assemble the grappling hook I built
Four water bottles and electrolytes
Make up a hobby that is normal
Don't panic
Always know where my towel is
Do not, if mentioned, react to anything Rizzles-adjacent
Make friends??????
