#jayflame

Ravenpaw: I have a new hoodie.

Scourge: Wrong.

Scourge: We have a new hoodie

Flametail: Did Jayfeather just tell me they loved me for the first time?

Kestrelflight: Yeah, they did.

Flametail: And did I just do finger guns back?

Kestrelflight: Yeah, you did.

Antpelt: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Breezepelt: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Ivypool: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Blackstar, sweating: Sol, there’s something I need to ask you-

Sol: Finally! You’re proposing!

Blackstar: How’d you know?

Sol: Blackstar, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Sol: I even picked it up once.

Leona: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Ruggie: 'Prettiest Smile'

Jack: 'Nicest Personality'

Epel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Deuce: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Ruggie, to the other trainees: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

Breezepelt: Why are you on fire?

Ruggie: This is just how my day is going.

Mistberry: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Blossomfall: Cannibalism.

Mistberry: *confused chewing noises*

Snowtuft: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Frecklewish: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Mapleshade walks in*

Frecklewish: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Ashfur: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Scourge: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Dustpelt: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Firestar: I wrote you a poem.

Dustpelt, already crying: You did?

Antpelt: That was so hot, Breezepelt.

Breezepelt: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Antpelt: I'm so in love with you.

Breezepelt: What are you in the mood for?

Ivypool: World domination.

Breezepelt: That's a bit ambitious.

Ivypool: You are my world.

Breezepelt: Aww...

Ivypool:

Breezepelt:

Ivypool:

Breezepelt: OH

Jayfeather: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Flametail: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Flametail: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Kestrelflight: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Flametail: That one. I want that one.

Jayfeather: I’m in love with you.

Kestrelflight: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Jayfeather: I know.

Kestrelflight: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Epel, to Ruggie: We had a date!

Epel: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Ravenpaw: Would never stab anyone.

Ashfur: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Brick: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Bone: Would stab without warning.

Scourge: Would stab as a warning.

Snowtuft: Last night I found out Frecklewish is a sleep talker.

Mapleshade: Oh, really?

Snowtuft: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

Maggottail: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Darkstripe: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Tigerstar: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Antpelt: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Ivypool, blushing: Okay.

Breezepelt: It's fucking summer.

Ashfur: Relationships should be 50/50. Bone cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

❄️ Anon

OOOO yes I can!

I think I've told some of these to @blackbutlerfandomnerddomain so I may steal some of those back idk lol

Idk if I'll mention this in the AU itself but Scourge x Ashfur is actually a poly of Scourge, Ashfur, Ravenpaw, Bone and Brick

Sol is dating Little'cloud and Blackstar, which took a while, especially for Little'cloud who knew all along that Sol was manipulating Blackstar, but Sol loves their bfs

Longfire is very much a thing and I love it so much

Mapleshade, Snow'tuft and Freckle'wish have been a thing for as long as anyone can remember

Ivybreezeant got together a few months Antpelt was killed

Flamejaykestrel dance together a lot in the dream world

Tallstar is the reason the Windclan has gay rights, he is married to Barkface and Jake

Pine'star and Goose'feather married once they died because Goose'feather was finally comfortable enough to be married since he didn't have to deal all of his mental problems now

Blackstar has missed several apprentice naming duties or had them late because Sol and Littlecloud (mostly Sol) were tired as shit from a gathering/moonpool meeting/etc

Barley doesn't know of Raven'paws relationship

Mapleshade has adopted all the gay dark forest cats/trainees as her children

Antpelt will cling onto Breeze/Ivy non stop

Scourge and his bfs are the whole reason Ruggie knew what polyamory was at first

Ravenpaw will just walk into meetings that Scourge is having, give him a kiss and take a short nap on the couch Scourge has in his office and Scourge is 100% fine with this

Darkstripe and Tigerstar's first date was breaking into Starclan and stealing food, very romantic

jay'feather really likes stuff like rings and necklaces cuz he can fidget with them so Flame and Kestrel go and make him so fidget necklace and rings and Jayfeather loves them so much

Berry'nose was so flustered when he was asked to join the poly because behind that big, jock exterior is just a blushy bisexual who didn't know his joke-y flirting would go anywhere

Longtail had to go and meet Jake, Tallstar and Bark'face when he first started dating Fireheart/star and he was so nervous but they liked him pretty well

Blossomfall and Mistberry are the most recent couple in the series, only getting together a month before the canon takes place

So, the first kiss of a dark forest cat to a living leaves a marking, well so do more after that too so now Breezepelt and ivy'pool have more black spots on them then anything, which they actively encourage

Lionblaze is dating Toadstep and Lionblaze hypes him up so much and its just the cutest

Frecklewish brushes Mapleshades hair despite her protests