#jayacklesx

[text]: Is that your way of saying that you're psychic? [text]: That is /so/ true. The girl wouldn't know what subtle as if it hit her in the head. [text]: I am happy. Happier than I have been in a while. Though I don't exactly have her. I don't know what we're doing but I'm enjoying it anyway.

[text]: You did? I should have known that you knew who I was talking about. [text]: Why are you happy? Should I be happy too?

[text] His grandmother ripped off her clothes and started belly dancing. I couldn’t look away. I blacked out and woke up in a fetal position.

[text]: Nothing, I'm just busy today.

[text]: Yeah, maybe. Have a good time at the party. I uh, have some stuff I need to do. I'll talk to you later, okay?

[text]: Oh. Maybe some other time then.

[text]: Your little superhero woke me up at 2 in the morning to ask if we could go see 'Finding Dwory'. Want to come with?

[text]: No, no ball hitting. Or kicking. Or swatting. Stay away from anywhere below the belt that could be damaged in a way that would make me squeak for a while. I understand you enough. It isn't my fault you're so complicated and confusing. That's because most of the things you say are weird ? Well yes, of course I want to sleep with you. In a sexual and nonsexual way. So we can sleep together and not actually sleep together. You know what I mean. And you went there.. and now I'm thinking.. Sh