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The Robe (1953)
Henry Kosterâs The Robe, distributed by 20th Century Fox, appeared near the beginning of an era where religious epics and sword-and-sandal films became massive box office draws worldwide. Cecil B. DeMilleâs Samson and Delilah (1949) and Mervyn LeRoyâs Quo Vadis (1951) had already laid the foundation on which Kosterâs film, adapting Lloyd C. Douglasâ novel of the same name, would find its success. Despite The Robe being highly influential in Hollywood and becoming the highest-grossing film of 1953, the likes of DeMilleâs The Ten Commandments (1956) and William Wylerâs Ben-Hur (1959) overtook it artistically and financially â no shame there, as those are two far superior films.
So what is The Robeâs claim to movie history beyond its initial theatrical earnings? When The Robe first came to theaters, 20th Century Fox advertised it as the first film ever made in CinemaScope. Created by Foxâs president, Spyros P. Skouras, CinemaScope was a format in which a widescreen camera lens contracted its widescreen shots onto regular 35mm film and, during theatrical projection, another lens would de-contract the image from the 35mm film in order to project a widescreen format. Theaters would only need to make minor, inexpensive modifications to their projectors in order to show a film in true CinemaScope, a 2:55:1 widescreen aspect ratio. Almost all other films were shot in the Academy ratio at the time (1.37:1, close to the 4:3 ratio â think: black bars on the left- and right-hand sides of a widescreen monitor â seen on many older standard computer monitors and televisions). With increasing competition from television, Fox executives believed CinemaScope could be a way to lure audiences back into theaters. Despite this overreaction from Foxâs executives (as well as the other major Hollywood studios), the legacy of CinemaScopeâs innovation is still apparent today. Seven decades later, widescreen formats, not the Academy ratio, are the default in film and television.
Walking through the markets of Rome, returning Roman Empire tribune Marcellus Gallio (Richard Burton) reunites with his childhood sweetheart, Diana (Jean Simmons), who is now promised to Marcellusâ rival, Caligula (an always-sneering Jay Robison). Not long after, Marcellus â out of pettiness rather than financial sense â outbids Caligula for the Greek slave, Demetrius (Victor Mature). Marcellus immediately frees Demetrius, but Demetrius thinks of himself as honor-bound to stay by Marcellus. Elsewhere, an incensed Caligula reassigns Marcellus to Palestine â which, to the filmâs Roman characters, might as well be the armpit of the Roman Empire. Marcellus and Demetrius go to Jerusalem, where they witness a man named Jesus enter the city, heralded by crowds of Jews greeting him with palms. Several days later, Judean Governor Pontius Pilate (Richard Boone) orders Marcellus to crucify Jesus on Calvary. Marcellus executes the order but, during and after the crucifixion, witnesses and experiences supernatural events. Demetrius, who has become a follower of Jesus during that week, obeys Marcellus when he asks him to fetch Jesusâ robe. The moment Marcellus dons the robe, he suffers something like a seizure. He falls out with Demetrius, and spends the rest of the film reckoning with his conscience over his role in Jesusâ crucifixion.
The film also stars Michael Rennie as Peter, Dean Jagger as Justus, Torin Thatcher as Senator Gallio, and Ernest Thesiger as Emperor Tiberius. Michael Ansara and Donald C. Klune are both uncredited as Judas Iscariot and Jesus, respectively.
The Robe has the misfortune of peaking in the first half. The adapted screenplay from Gina Kaus (1949âs The Red Danube), Albert Maltz (one of the blacklisted Hollywood Ten; 1950âs Broken Arrow), and Philip Dunne (1941âs How Green Was My Valley) is at its most interesting whenever Marcellus and Demetrius find themselves at odds with the other. In the scenes they share together, that happens often. But when Demetrius disappears after their disagreement over Jesusâ robe midway through, the film begins to sag with no foil for Burton to play off of.
For the entirety of this film, Richard Burtonâs acting is overwrought. Burton, who had just arrived in Hollywood the year before to star in My Cousin Rachel (1952), is leaning too deeply into his theatrical roots here. His grandiose exclamations, stiff facial acting, and inconsistent line delivery result in a performance that is easily the weakest part of this film (Jean Simmons is also guilty, to a far lesser degree, of these same flaws in her performance). The Robe requires Burtonâs Marcellus to undergo a spiritual conversion â becoming an adherent of Jesus despite following orders to crucify him, a developmental arc more dramatic than any other characterâs in this film. Burtonâs inability to convincingly sell this conversion (the stoic masculine tension, which some will interpret as coded homosexuality, between Burtonâs Marcellus and Matureâs Demetrius does not help) weakens the filmâs spiritual power.
Instead, it is Mature who is The Robeâs reliable scene-stealer. Mature, at one time likened to a âminiature Johnny Weissmullerâ, has the classical Greek physique that, frankly, Burton does not. And in contrast to Burton at this time in their careers, Mature was more capable of a nuanced performance, as evidenced in his roles as Doc Holliday in My Darling Clementine (1946) and Nick Bianco in Kiss of Death (1947). As Demetrius, his soul hardened through his enslavement, there remains hope for a life free from the yoke of the Roman Empire and its callous slave masters. One sees it in his face during Holy Week, culminating with seeing Jesus dying on the cross. His faith is there, too, during a torture scene upon his return to Rome and an encounter with Peter. Amid miracles and cruelties, Matureâs Demetrius is simply the most compelling character of The Robe and the viewer â through Matureâs performance, especially in contrast to those of Jean Simmons and Richard Burtonâs â can discern his genuine turn of faith. The Robeâs failure to showcase this inner awakening more believably is the fault of its two central actors and its screenplay; Matureâs performance and Demetriusâ characterization are all that saves the narrative.
One aspect of Christianity that The Robe captures confusingly (and oxymoronically) is the insignificance of Judea and the prominence of early Christianity in Rome in the time immediately following Jesusâ crucifixion. Oftentimes in Biblical epics, Judea is a centerpiece of the Roman Empire when, in truth (and in The Robe), it was a relative backwater. By Caligulaâs reign between 37 and 41 CE, Christianity almost certainly would not have had a substantial presence in Rome at that time. So while Caligula would probably see Christianity as a threat, the filmâs decision to treat the early Christians as a clear and present danger to his rule and the Roman state religion is the filmâs glaring historical inaccuracy. The Robe â the book and the film â muddies the timeline from Jesusâ crucifixion to the filmâs final scene in Caligulaâs court. The relative suddenness of the Roman Empire seeing the early Christians as a very minor cult into becoming an Empire-wide menace is difficult to reconcile.
With few other post-silent film era Biblical epics as a guide, The Robe helps set the aesthetic of its fellow Biblical epics and sword-and-sandals movies going forward through its costumes and production design. The work of costume designers Charles LeMaire (1950âs All About Eve, 1956âs Carousel) and Emile Santiago (1952âs Androcles and the Lion, 1958âs The Big Country) is resplendent, regardless of either the Roman or Judean setting. Art directors Lyle R. Wheeler (1939âs Gone with the Wind, 1956âs The King and I) and George Davis (All About Eve, 1963âs How the West Was Won) and set decorators Walter M. Scott (All About Eve, 1965âs The Sound of Music) and Paul S. Fox (The King and I, 1963âs Cleopatra) all make full use of the CinemaScope format and color to enliven the scenery â a sumptuous visual treat for the viewer, and, to reiterate, setting a standard that the crew of The Ten Commandments and Ben-Hur both would study and surpass.
Of all of 20th Century Fox contracted stalwarts behind the camera, composer Alfred Newman was the studioâs most important figure. If Foxâs executives needed a composer to craft a score for what they would consider would be their prestige motion picture of the year, Newman â who composed the original 20th Century Fox fanfare and its CinemaScope extension (the extension, which is now inextricable from the fanfare, was first introduced in 1954âs River of No Return) â was almost always their first choice.
In one of Newmanâs finest scores of his career, it is his choral compositions, with incredible help from his longtime choral supervisor Ken Darby, that form the scoreâs emotive spine. Jesusâ motif, shared between wordless choir and strings, appears almost immediately, in the opening seconds of the âPreludeâ. During the many invocations of a Messiah before Jesusâ first physical appearance in The Robe, his motif shifts, changes form, and modulates â imparting not spiritual comfort or devotion, but a mysteriousness and otherworldliness. When Jesus (whose face we never see) first appears in Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, the cue âPassover/Palm Sundayâ represents one of the rare juxtapositions of the brass-heavy martial music representing the Roman presence in Judea and Jesus himself. The modulation to a major key at 1:22 in this cue, with festive percussion, also includes one of the only instances of celebratory choral music in the score. Jesusâ motif in âPassover/Palm Sundayâ, appears at 2:26 â cementing his (and Christianityâs) association with the cue, and appearing as the only instance in which one might consider this motif triumphant.
Choruses, which Western viewers so often associate in religious movies as angelic musical devices, become mournful in âThe Crucifixionâ â arguably the standout cue of Newmanâs score. Even though one might be well aware of Jesusâ death and can anticipate a turn in the music (starting moments earlier in âThe Carriage of the Crossâ), it is startling to hear Newmanâs composition change so rapidly. But it is in these several minutes depicting Jesusâ final moments that Newman, with modifications to his harmonies and orchestration, transforms Jesusâ motif to evoke its tragic dimensions. It is magnificent scoring from Newman, and this is not even mentioning his wonderful demarcation of Roman and Judean identities through his score.
In a film about faith â how it comforts, destroys, heals, and vexes â one wishes that the characterization of The Robeâs supposed lead characters in Marcellus and Diana could feel more plausible. The filmâs final scene, possibly allegorizing of screenwriter Albert Maltzâs travails as a blacklisted figure in Hollywood, is decently powerful, but it needs far more storytelling support from numerous scenes preceding it.
As it is, the filmâs expressive power lies within Demetrius and Victor Matureâs performance. So how fortunate that, because Fox also wanted to make a sequel to The Robe even before it finished production, Mature also signed a contract to appear in a sequel. Nine months after The Robe made its theatrical debut, Victor Mature starred in Demetrius and the Gladiators, directed by Delmer Daves and also seeing Michael Rennie and Jay Robinson reprise their roles as Peter and Caligula, respectively. Though it did not top the box office for that year like The Robe did, Demetrius and the Gladiators was a financial boon for Fox.
With Hollywoodâs major studios always ready to respond to the box office successes of their rivals, The Robe helped make possible the decade of Biblical and sword-and-sandals epics to come â and the required viewings for many a Sunday School student in the years hence. These films were Studio System Hollywood in full maximalism, adopting human and tactile scales seldom seen today.
Yet outside of churchgoers, The Robe â for its CinemaScope and genre-specific innovations â has seen its standing slip gradually over the years, no thanks to the reputations of better movies of this tradition and, regrettably, decisions to keep 20th Century Foxâs valuable past under lock and key. 20th Century Foxâs refusal to distribute their classic films more often and more widely â before and after the studioâs 2019 takeover by the Walt Disney Company (and post-takeover, I believe the situation is now worse) â is resulting in films like The Robe slip through the proverbial cracks of film history, sights unseen for younger film buffs. That is unfortunate, especially as The Robe, almost incidentally (and no matter my aforementioned criticisms of the work itself), continues to quietly wield, by virtue of being the first CinemaScope film, a remarkable influence over cinema worldwide.
My rating: 6/10
^ Based on my personal imdb rating. My interpretation of that ratings system can be found in the âRatings systemâ page on my blog. Half-points are always rounded down.
For more of my reviews tagged âMy Movie Odysseyâ, check out the tag of the same name on my blog.

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