#jasper moon

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John Peters (Welcome to Night Vale):

(you know the farmer?)

Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

NAME: Jasper Moon GENDER & PRONOUNS: Cis Man/ He/him AGE & DATE OF BIRTH: 34 years old / June 9th HOMETOWN: Great Falls, MT TIME IN GREAT FALLS: 34 years RESIDENCE: East End OCCUPATION: Front office attendant at Great Falls High School

BACKSTORY —

No one hates Great Falls more than Jasper Moon. A place like this was never one where he would thrive like his grandparents had when they bought a small patch of land and started farming it. It was their own self-sustaining paradise with a few cows, some goats, some chickens. Enough to get by on their own and make a good life for their only child.

But Jasper's dad sold the land to the Wards for a pretty penny almost as soon as he inherited it. Which was fine--Jasper was never going to be cut out to take it over when his parents' left it to him. Especially not after an incident involving a four year old Jasper and three angry chickens that left him traumatized and a little afraid of those asshole birds. Rather than taking their money and moving literally anywhere else in the country, the Moon family set up in a Forest Hills McMansion and doomed Jasper to spend the rest of his adolescence in this hellish small town. Simply put, Jasper was a dork in high school. He always leaned more towards the effeminate side, certainly compared to the kids who grew up working on their parents ranches. He didn't look or dress like the other kids, didn't have anything in common with most of the student body. It made him an easy target for overzealous bullies and kids who loved to spout their own parents' bigotry in his face.

Jasper spent high school more or less keeping to himself and his small circle of fellow outcasts. He always thought he'd take off as soon as he graduated, find an out of state college and thrive in a city somewhere far away from Great Falls. But elementary school gifted programs, fighting for his life to survive middle school, and a streak of teenage rebellion worked their magic to breed in him a world class under achiever. So, all that came after high school was a community college degree in office administration.

Fifteen years later, Jasper is not only still in Great Falls, but he's still stuck in high school as an office attendant, which means he's really just a secretary. A glorified babysitter for kids waiting for the principal to pass down whatever punishment they've earned. It's a particular kind of hell that he is just a little too lazy to escape.

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Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

He's a cult leader who's obsessed with dinosaurs. he sound like he's 1 slip away from saying UwU at all times. what's not to love?

Paige Duplass (The Silt Verses):

She quit her shitty office job to start a cult with the intention of toppling capitalism. She brought a man back to life through the power of improv theater. She’s either burning with a righteous fury or a washed up and pathetic. She even has daddy issues. Listen to me listen to me Paige is the full package and I need her to return my calls

Art of Paige thanks to @cookiesandcantarella-art.

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Seth (Lost Terminal):

Seth is a cute disembodied ai located on a satellite called Station 6 orbiting a earth that has gone through major climate changes (Like, the Mediterranean Sea became incredibly salty lakes and Antarctica's snow has melted, leaving only rocky terrain type of major climate change). He was created when original crew realized they can't complete the mission as ground control had ghosted them + supplies are dwindling so a computer scientist(with the crew helping her out) created an artificial intelligence who can act as another crewmember, thus, making so the mission lasts indefinitely.

Jasper Moon (Badlands Cola):

He's a cult leader who's obsessed with dinosaurs. he sound like he's 1 slip away from saying UwU at all times. what's not to love?

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Happy Birthday Jasper Moon 🌙