Aug 11
@jared-dewhite-official the government is probably not onto you, but I am 😈
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@jared-dewhite-official the government is probably not onto you, but I am 😈
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Here it is, my very first animatic! It’s clunky, it’s jank, but it is ALIVE. I remember coming up with this meme in my head and knowing the perfect lines to use, so when I finally got to make it a reality I was very proud of myself.
Adventures in Odyssey as Vines but I Aparently was going to make a text post before I decided to just learn video editing
Connie taking a pic of the Whit's end gang: Can you guys say Colorado?
Mitch flying by on skis: I'm A GiRaFfE
Jay Smouse: I'm going to be famous 😏
Dwayne: I was thinking I could do some magic
Julie: You? Magic? Charles, it says TALENT show.
Donna chasing Boswell: Well hello Mr. Kitty! Can I pet the kitty? Where is she going!? Kitty come back her Mr. Kitty where are you GOING!
Jay: if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool I would have no pennies 😎
Doris: I thought you were going to do the dishes
Bart: I thought you wanted to do that?
Doris: 😁hehe you were wrong
Chris: Hey mailman what do you got
Randal: just this letter *hold up the letter A*
The letter A: Johnathan I don't love you anymore
Grady: Daddy?
Wooton: Do I look--?
Alex: Let me see what you have
Cal: A knife!
Alex: NO!
Issac: Stop saying I look like chicken little. He's dumb and a coward and I'm NOT a COWARD!
Valerie: Hey everybody! Today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed way less...
Eugene: Actually, we have a chip reader now
Bernard: *holds up a dorito*
Eugene: Oh it doesn't work for that kind of chi...
Computer: transaction completed
Dale Jacobs: What’s the best kind of fire work to buy?
Jared: Wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Dale Jacobs: ... where are your parents?
Eugene: 🎵Hey! I think you’re really cool. I like you a lot🎵 maybe we can hang out or something...
Isaac when he was trying to be bad: this coffee is bitter. Like my soul. We need some thing black! Like my soul. It's cold! Like my soul
Rodney P. Rathbone: I was in the third grade😭 and everybody treated me like a criminal 😭 BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY 🔫
Jay: *blows kiss*
Zoey: *grabs kiss and stuffs it in a blender*
Bridget: I don't need friends they disappoint me.
Polehaus: Every time you yell at your kids, put a quarter in your no yelling sock, and soon you'll have a weapon to bea--
Solely because I think it’d be hilarious, I think Jared should come back in an episode as Monty’s partner and it should be a Mulder Scully relationship (this doesn’t mean I think they should kiss, but I wouldn’t be opposed to it) while they’re trying to solve a case and it turns out that Jared’s insane theory that someone has been doing XYZ in Odyssey and then it all leads back to the Chairman and it’s revealed it’s Jerry and while Whit and Jason and Janna are thrilled that Jerry is alive, despite his while trying to take over the world and destroy their family thing, Monty and Jared are making out in the Imagination Station
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Marvin: Jared, you... you move like a wounded polar bear, buddy. I... I'm sorry Jared: Yeah, I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Marvin: That's not what I'm saying. Jared: Yes, it is. Polar bears are white. I'm white and you're racist.
Have you done Trent & Jared?
I did Trent:
Brayden Wisenhunt
And I already said Jack Dylan Grazer as Laurence, but we’re talking about Laurence Hodges and Jared DeWhite, so I’m double casting him
Jared in “The Buck Starts Here”: I should hide the money. YES…no. He’s expecting that. In fact, he’s probably got cameras all over the house!
Jared in “Strange Boy in a Strange Land”: … I’m vindicated.