#janason

Welcome to the Freak MATCHED Tournament! I got a couple surprising submissions this time, so it’s looking to be interesting for sure!

Updated Brackets below!

SWEET X CAPN X K_K STATUS : FANON

PROPAGANDA : "SCC literally finish each other's sentences. Sweet and Cap'n look up to K_K and K_K looks up to the other two. They're the last resistance against the Big Bad Queen and her ban on music. Whenever Cap'n and Sweet have an argument K_K mediates so that the band doesn't get out of tune. K_K wishes he was shorter than the other two so they could affectionately pet him. Cap'n and K_K are absolutely never seen apart, and neither is Sweet after the first couple times. Just playing music in their general vicinity makes all three dance together. They're the only three characters in the entire game who cannot be killed even via glitches, if you attack one the other two will heal them with almond milk, and if you attack all three at once they'll all share the SAME milk. Did I mention they literally finish each other's sentences?!" - 3wisellamas

JANET X JASON STATUS : CANON

PROPAGANDA : "Adorable. True love exists in the universe and it's between a druggie and angel robot. This is how real character development happens." -guy who submitted them

Summary: In which Janet assigns herself (status=happy).

10 ships near and dear

Laszlo & Nadja: (idk their ship name lol) married and endlessly horny and in love with each other, pls don’t ever change this relationship

Vauseman: Dated in the past and their whole love affair is a huge part of the show. They part ways in the end but Piper bucks up and moves to Ohio just to be with Alex so still canon and hopefully real married when Alex gets out

Janason: Had an on and off relationship due to Jason being rebooted hundreds of times but Janet always retained feelings for him. They eventually find each other again through the course of the series and finally get to spend endless bearimies together til Jason walked through the door 😭 Still in love til the end but it’s so sweet and sad

Harlivy: Literally is canon in the comics, was heavily implied since the 90s, also implied in other assorted animated medias, kinda only noticed as “canon” recently cause of the HQS (which I love) but it’s unfortunate people wouldn’t believe me till that episode and season came out. In media where they’re not together though they were either exes or I choose to believe they have a past together :)

BBRae: Depends on the universe whether they’re together or not but for the most part they’re dating or have mutal crushes on each other. If not, I choose to ship in any universe lol

Zadison: Had a canon threesome but should’ve been properly developed more as a relationship but Ryan Murphy hates sapphics >:((

Jori: Bade was the main ship throughout the run but if they were ever to reboot it, Jori would have to be canon now. Cause as we all rewatch it, we understand it was Jori all along.

Gelphie: Similar to Jori in we all thought it was the straight ship but you rewatch it and think, wait a minute..these bitches gay. Ofc you’re wrong but in my HEAD they ran off together

Hizzie: For a hot second, I legit thought these two were gonna be canon. I know it’s Hosie forever but like after Kaylee left, the development between these two took a weird turn and Lizzie kept rejecting MG and going to Hope. Plus their already established frenemy relationship and past episode developments focused on their friendship like..why didn’t this happen?

Amedot: I thought this was gonna happen back in 2016/17 because of weird subtext we got but that was probably just wishful thinking. My thoughts on it were “I know nothing is going to happen but I think there’s a less than 1% chance for something, or at least for subtext”. But then Lapidot took over the fandom so I was wrong lol. Ofc neither ship actually became canon and Peri was revealed to be an intended aro/ace, which slowed down some shipping but not all of it ofc. Side note: the artist who “confirmed” ace/aro peri also ships amedot sooo.. I guess you’re good in that aspect? Anyways, now I do still ship it but mostly nostalgically and I think prime 2016 amedot was the best.

Cassunzel: I like this purely hypothetically but I do think they had a canon crush on each other in the show which is gone by the ending but it’s only real in my heart ❤️