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7. something they do that hurts themselves

Send a 👫 and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

In public spaces, they act as if it’s them against the world. They huddle together, making jokes and talking shit about whatever’s going on around them. They’re genuinely warm towards each other, and things seem much lighter than when they’re in private. 

Every year for their anniversary, they take on a project together. They’ve done all sorts of things with varying success: confusing foreign recipes for dinner, attempting to re-tile the bathroom floors, painting murals on the empty walls in their office, and even giving Dexter a haircut that made him look like a dinosaur. Which he hated. And made damn sure they knew. 

Several years ago Jamie had the idea of going on on the ocean for a week in a private sailboat. Evelynn was nervous as all Hell, but the trip ended up being one of the best vacations they’ve had. She thinks about it often, especially when she’s struggling to remember why they’re still together.

↬ CASSINO TIME!

A♥️ - Who was the first person your muse ever fell in love with?

If we’re being really honest, it was probably Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science. As a twelve year old seeing a woman walk out of a cloud of smoke after just being created in a computer program blew his little mind. But if we’re talking about people he’s actually interacted with, he’d have to give that title to Julie Adelman who he’d known since grade school. He tried to kiss her after his high school team won a baseball game and she punched him in the nose before never speaking to him again.

A♣️ - What’s your muse’s strongest talent?

He doesn’t have many talents but he’s a pretty face typer. But that’s not much of a talent, is it? He can sort of play the drums, there was a period of time where he really considered starting a band and he learned to play the drums but gave it up after a few years.

A♦️ - What is the most important message your muse has ever received?

Probably his acceptance letter to Columbia. He reread the letter about thirty times just to make sure he was reading it correctly. He remembers his parents both  crying and his brother sitting at the other end of the table with a smug smile on his face.

A♠️ - What was the most painful loss your muse had to go through?

✧ You are my mentor.

✧ I look up to you.

✧ I respect you.

✧ You are my hero.

✧ You inspire me.

✧ You make me happy.

✧ I would fight by your side.

✧ I think you are above me.

✧ I would lie for you.

✧ I would lie to you.

✧ I would sleep by your side.

✧ I would hug you.

✧ I would kiss you.

✧ You are family to me.

✧ I would die for you.

✧ I would kill for you.

✧ I would trust you with my life.

✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging.

✧ I would trust you with a secret.

✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret.

disclaimer to say this is bad because literally no songs work

dirty little secret by all american rejects (lmao i am sorry)

Who has to knowWhen we live such fragile livesIt's the best way we survive 

cold hearted by paula abdul 

It was only late last night he was out there sneakin'Then he called you up to check that you were waiting by the phoneAll the world's a candy storeHe's been trick or treatin'

dance wiv me by dizzee rascal and calvin harris

You need to let me get behind your backbone'Cause I'm the man for the job, let me work itI won't waste no time, I'll make it worth itOne hundred percent, I'll make it worth itYou got a body to die for, let me merk it 

two out of three ain’t bad by meatloaf

“My penis is too big and it’s inconvenient sometimes.”

Justin: Remember when I said I had a date tonight?

Justin: ...well i don't anymore

Justin: But I still have reservations at Quill on 16th for 9:30

Justin: If you tag along, I might pick up the check 😉

❦: If your muse was having a nightmare, what would be the worst one that they could suffer?

Nick is a family man above all else so I feel like the worst nightmare he could have would be something about his family. Not exactly sure what it would be like but I’m pretty certain it would involve them; he isn’t really scared of anything in particular (outside the obvious fears everyone has) so for him to have a nightmare, it would have to be a negative dream about the things he loves instead.