If Luffy had a Child
Finding out youâre pregnant, at first you think Chopper is joking. You hadnât been able to keep food down lately, but your mind had never gone to the idea of you being pregnant. And you are terrified but Luffy (after being confused at first) seems excited. The crew are more or less alright with it.
The running joke as the pregnancy continues is that it canât be that hard in comparison to dealing with Luffy on a daily basis.
Luffy agrees with them. Much to your dismay
Luffy forgets to tell Ace and Sabo about the fact youâre pregnant. So imagine the surprise felt when they meet up one day in a random port and there you are, about 5 months pregnant. Their expressions are hilarious.
âLuffyâs going to be a dad?!â
âWaitâŠweâre going to be UNCLES?!â
After the realization clicks in, both men are ecstatic and they donât want to leave. Not until after you have the kid at least. Because theyâre going to be uncles
Cue both brothers telling their friends and their own crew the news. The cheers from the Moby Dick can be heard through the Mushi Mushi Den for miles and when Sabo tells Koala and the others at first there is silence but Koala starts laughing and says that Dragon looked absolutely stunned and had had to walk out. There had been a smile on his face though.
Despite it being obvious that you were pregnant, it didnât really seem to register with Luffy. He acted the same as he always does. That is until one night while youâre resting and heâs laying partially on you, cheek on your stomach and the baby kicks him in the face. He blinks and looks at the spot where the baby was and you just laugh gently. Then his face breaks into a bright smile.Â
After that he is always checking up on you and talking to the baby whenever he can. You find it endearing.
You go into labor at the worst possible time. Marines attacked the Thousand Sunny and Luffy had made you get downstairs and hide. Which you hated. You wanted to help the crew but they all wanted you safe.
Then all of sudden youâre in immense pain and practically collapse. You feel something wet pass between your legs and you come into a startling realization. Youâre in labor. With a fight raging on above you.
Youâd have laughed if you werenât about to panic.
You try to keep it down, to not alert either your crew or the Marines. Thankfully it seems Chopper sensed your pain or heard your muffled screams. Something, because heâs suddenly there and then Chopper is instructing you on how to deliver. Youâre rather impressed with yourself.Â
You can only hope that everything is going well above and that Luffy is alright.Â
You nearly crumple at a sudden contraction. You hope heâs okay because youâre going to kill him.Â
Meanwhile the fight is over after a little bit. Not a surprise as they picked a fight not only with the Strawhats, but Fire Fist Ace and Chief of Staff of the Revolutionary Army Sabo are there.Â
However the feeling of victory is short lived as a cry echoes out from below deck. You. Luffy has a look of panic on his face and he is down the stairs like a shot, the crew and his brothers not far behind.Â
Seconds before he reaches the door to the room he put you in, another cry fills the air, this one certainly not yours.
And as he stands there frozen another wail joins the previous one, echoing over one another.
What feels like an eternity goes by, and then he opens the door and there you are, exhausted, sweat dripping off of you and tears sliding down your face. Chopper is flitting around two small squirming bundles that are in your grasp. And youâre smiling through your tears.Â
You look up finally and your smile widens. âCome here, Lu. Come say hi.â
And he does so, the quietest you can ever remember him being as he cranes his neck to see both small infants in your grasp. Twins, he hears. A boy and a girl. And theyâreâŠ.tiny. Smaller than he expected, wrinkly, and pink. They have dark fuzz adorning their heads. But their little lungs are making sure everyone knows that they are both fine and dandy.
In the background, he can sort of hear his brothers beginning to sob because theyâre now uncles. But he canât hear them over the sound of his heartbeat.
When heâs handed one, he can hear her little heart beating under his fingertips. And for once in his life, Monkey D. Luffy is still, just staring at his kids. And then his face breaks out into the biggest smile youâve ever seen.
The crew absolutely adore the babies when they meet them. Every single member of the crew, even Zoro, is grinning at the sight of the littlest members of their crew. Itâs fairly obvious that those babies are going to be so spoiled. Likewise, Sabo and Ace are OVER THE MOON when they see their little niece and nephew, each one getting to hold one of them at the same time. To say theyâre going to be doting uncles is an understatement. Those two are in love in the instant they see the two.Â
And it is chaos. Thatâs the easiest way to describe Luffy with his children. Pure and utter chaos. He usually has them wrapped up in slings on his chest and back and everyone can hear the babies squealing and giggling as their father bounces around Sunny having the times of their little lives.
The Strawhats find it adorable.
The one thing that there is little doubt about is that those two children are loved by the entire crew. If theyâre not with one of their parents, they're with a crew member, always safe and protected. No one has to ever doubt that those crew members would protect those children with their lives
In the same vein, if anyone attempts to go after the twins, itâs not a question of if they die. Itâs how.
Because if the Strawhats donât kill them, if any of their allies get wind of what was attempted or done, there will be no rest until theyâre either captured or killed by any of them.
Ace and Sabo would be in the lead.
Garp finds out about the twins months later. Just happens to cross paths with his grandson who is proudly sporting the twins in their slings as usual. Garp isâŠstunned to say the least.
âWhen did you grab those babies, you brat!?â
âTheyâre mine!â
âWhat do you mean theyâre yours?!â
âGramps, donât you know where babies come from?â
âYOU IDIOT! OF COURSE I DO!â
The yelling continues for a long while, long enough for you to grab the twins for lunch time. At that point Garp makes his way onto the ship because he actually wants to meet his great-grandson and great-granddaughter face to face.
The twins are part of the exclusive group of people who can touch Luffyâs hat. They play peek-a-boo with it and regularly enjoy pulling it down their daddyâs face because when they lift it, he has a silly expression that makes them laugh brightly. They are his little treasures.












