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there’s a reason the sorting hat exists, if everyone just sorted themselves we would have millions of gryffindors and one (1) in every other house

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Fuuuck GOOD LUCK and kick their asses ����

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nooooo h my g o d im so sorry fuck

YOOOO LET’S ROCK THAT CASTLE YOU CAN RULE THE SKY WITH YOUR RAVEN PALS AND I’LL SECURE THE UNDERGROUND WITH MY SNAKES #queens

Hi Nadine! <3 

Okay so! 

5 - A song that needs to be played LOUD: I want it all by The Queen 

6 - A song that makes you want to dance: Okay, I’m going to embarrass myself but Geronimo by Sheppard because I dance it all the time with my brother ahahah

16 - One of your favorite classical songs: Can’t help falling in love by Elvis Presley (and that is also MY FAVOURITE SONG OF ALL THE TIME but nobody asked) 

@ ivegotfirefouraheart SO YOU HAVE A…

I hope you don’t mind, but I’m combining this and something @alicedoesntsharefood wanted me to write about a week ago, because it fits. So here, have a little girl direction Game of Thrones AU.

44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”

Marrying Louis, and thus becoming Queens of the North, really should have tipped Harry off that one of them (or, more realistically, both of them) would eventually go into battle and fight for their place in the Seven Kingdoms. 

Despite knowing all this, she’s not prepared in the slightest to send Louis off with Zayn, Mother of Dragons, while Harry is stuck ruling the kingdom (or queendom, depends how you look at it) on her own. 

“If you die, I’m gonna kill you,” she warns Louis as she helps her into her armour. 

“We can’t rule our realm as the first queens to ever get married if I’m dead, now can I?” Louis grins back at her and presses a kiss against her lips. Harry kisess her back, pushing as much love as she can into the kiss before she has to leave Louis behind for battle. She drags her closer, the material of Louis’ armour pushing into her breasts harshly, but she finds that she doesn’t mind, the feeling a reminder that times are indeed rough and winter really is coming.

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Thank you for asking, Nadine!!

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Hmmm, I haven’t really made any of them suffer yet, have I? My first thought is Simon Cowell fdjhkhfjk and then just because other people write it so beautifully sometimes, Louis? It’s really harsh, but for example in TIF it’s just done so well. Important distinction between the why for Simon and the why for Louis here. 

N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?

Always more horse AU’s! Or Harry Potter AU’s, I think. Which, I wanna add to both as well.

P: Are you what George R. R. Martin would call an "architect" or a "gardener"? (How much do you plan in advance, versus letting the story unfold as you go?) 

Hmm well I try to be a bit of the architect, just plotting certain points so I know where to go and so I have a reason to write? I think I have to practise more before I can just write, but like Amber said, I also think it’s more fun to just write and see what happens. I just can’t really yet, I think? A:  How did you come up with the title to [insert fic]?

Haha well I’ll go with You Landed On My Mind (whoops self promo I’M SORRY). It’s from the Jason Mraz song “Butterfly”, which Amber suggested I listen to when I told her I couldn’t get into the fic. I especially like the acoustic version of the song (I think?) and I thought the summery, butterfly vibe fit, so I picked the line I liked best for a title, and I like how knowing the title of the song sort of adds to the line

B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?

AHEM, well as you know the whole thing about Harry not liking her studies and not knowing what to do next was influenced by my own feelings. I also used to go horse riding and I’ve been to Annecy