#james stuff

I’m putting these here because reasons

NAME: James Martin AGE: 42 SPECIES:  Human GENDER:  Cis Male ORIENTATION:  Bisexual PROFESSION:  tbh i haven’t decided but there’s a lot of paperwork involved but in his off-time he’s a freelance writer (both fictional and occasional article jobs)

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PHYSICAL ASPECTS

BODY TYPE:  (A short) Ectomorph HAIR:  Brown EYES:  Blue SKIN: Kinda Pale Middle Age White Man HEIGHT: 5′7

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FAMILY

SIBLINGS:  (verse dependent) Willy Wonka ( @thecandyyman ), Robert Burns ( @asprastra ) PARENTS:  unnamed and i haven’t bothered with that just yet ok leave me alone but his dad was a dick i guess ANY PETS?: yes [ ]  || no [X]  ||  sorta [ ]

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SKILLS  

PHYSICAL PROWESS:  ... Basically none. He’s thin, has a dad tummy, the most basic of bicep muscles, can barely throw a good punch and is not the world’s best shape for running. Literally the most average basic dad in the world. Literally just underwhelming and average.

SPEED: N. None. Not really. If he was in Walmart and he had to run from the front of the store to the back of the store, he’d make it there by dad-jogging average speed and still manage to be out of breath when he arrives.

MAGIC: He has an aura of absolute white-dadlyness but that’s about it.

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LIKES

COLORS: Enjoys soothing pastels, really likes the lighter and darker shades of blue, not a fan of the middle; occasional grays in small amounts with tinges of black; non-aesthetic wise he’s grown to like magenta, spring greens, and the general array of greens, reds, whites, golds, and silvers and more that come with the Christmas season SMELLS: home-cooked meals, desserts and breads baking, chocolates, most flowers (though some might make him sneeze), fresh laundry, and the general scent of a welcoming home FOOD: Sweets, pastries (cakes, cookies, etc), any home-cooked meals, chicken meals, and pastas, also has a sweet spot for good pizza FRUITS: Any, really, but enjoys sweeter fruits most of all DRINKS: runs mostly on coffee and energy drinks, enjoys the occasional alcoholic beverage, enjoys making his own alcoholic beverage, and sometimes will indulge in tea if he’s really in the mood; (often forgets to drink water)

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OTHER DETAILS

SMOKES?   Yes [ ]  ||  No [X]  ||  Occasionally [ ] DRUGS? Yes [ ]  ||  No [X]  ||  Occasionally [ ] DRIVER LICENSE?   Yes [X]  ||  No [ ]  ||  Other [ ] EVER BEEN ARRESTED?   Yes [ ]  ||  No [X]  ||  Almost [ ]

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