Okay, you guys but okay okay okay listen. I’m spazzing out a little bit right now.
All this last couple of weeks or so, the K-BAP guys have been taunting us with these special Banana Choco Pies. And how people will randomly be getting this ultra-special snack in their monthly subscription. I’ve been trying to remain calm about it, because honestly, I DID NOT WANT IT. I do not mix chocolate and fruit, but this is supposed to be like a huge thing, so I DO NOT NEED THIS KIND OF PRESSURE because I’ve been trying to find a way to be graceful about it if I did get one.
But I didn’t. The box arrived today, and I did NOT get a Banana Choco Pie. And I think I know why.
See, according to the sticker in my Snack Fever box that arrived today, this box RIGHT HERE FOR ME was prepared by James Bbang. And the socks that JAMES chose for me say “My girl” on them. I know that other people got, like, monkeys on their socks. So I’m just gonna live in the fantasy world that James knows my heart, James is actively trying to steal fans from the massive Hotward fanbase, and that this was meant to be.
P.S. If other people got these same socks from James, don’t tell me. Let me have my dream.