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William Yew (En Abime)
Problematic because: "he forgot people feel pain and did a little bit of incredibly unethical human experimentation" Propaganda: "he's so fun he makes a lot of incredibly raunchy jokes and his songs are very good"
vs. Don Simon Ysidro (James Asher)
Problematic because: "As of 1907, when the first novel of the series is set, he has been a vampire for 352 years and to continue his unlife he has to kill every 4 or five nights. At a conservative guess, he has personally murdered around 30 000 people." Propaganda: "While he feels appropriate old and inhuman, he's oddly charming. His manners are always impeccable and he's a good tipper, while mourning the days he could have people thrashed for insolence. He's refreshingly unapologetic about the monstrous things he does. He writes sonnets and reads The Wind in the Willows. Deep in his crystalized heart there is something that remembers what it was to love. He seems to have mellowed on Protestant heretics a bit"
Who should advance?
William Yew
Don Simon Ysidro
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