Weird Earth Things #40821
Some corners of the Earth internet celebrate the assassination of some guy from like two thousand years ago.
This mildly concerns Emmet.
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Weird Earth Things #40821
Some corners of the Earth internet celebrate the assassination of some guy from like two thousand years ago.
This mildly concerns Emmet.

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Jamal explains to emmet about islam, like Ramadan, the 5 pillers of Islam and why Muslims can't eat pork, etc, etc. And emmet is just writing every (little) thing that Jamal said in a $5 notepad that Jamal had in his storage for a year (with some random doodles of (anything)
Oh definitely! Though the old notebook is something Jamal gives to Emmet to make notes about Earth stuff in general. The first few pages feature Jamal’s bored doodles of Monster Hunter monsters around chemistry notes. But after that, a lot of it is Emmet getting used to writing in English. Once he masters our letters, the notes are full of everything from food that make his Pokémon sick to slurs to never ever say.
It’s only when Jamal is looking over the notebook to find the address of a place that he is surprised to discover Emmet’s extensive notes on Islam: the basic tenets, the history, the language, the holidays, and the cultural taboos to avoid. These were all things Emmet had asked him at different times and Jamal explained to the best of his ability, but it’s clear Emmet did some extra research as some notes are more in-depth than Jamal had gone into.
When Jamal questions Emmet about why he made such detailed notes, Emmet just smiles and says it’s important for him to know this because it’s important to Jamal. They’re friends now after all!
If Jamal tears up a bit and gives Emmet a big hug afterwards, neither one will say.
A Unovan in NYC rough draft snippet pt. 2
Disclaimer: This part will be rewritten bc it turns out some details are very wrong. But it was cute, so it’s being saved here for posterity.
Emmet finds himself sputtering out a laugh, “I have never heard Ingo described that way before.”
Jamal gives him an incredulous stare, “Seriously?? No one at home ever called either of you that? Do you have any idea how hard it was to beat you two? Singles, doubles, multi, it doesn’t matter. I lost sleep as a kid trying to figure out a counter strategy for you guys constantly steamrolling me!”
“Oh, wow. I’m sorry?”
“Ah, it’s fine. It’s not like I actually battled you,” Jamal waves him off with a laugh. He gives Emmet a cheeky smirk, “My inner child just wanted to give you a piece of his mind.”
Emmet just laughs, watching as Jamal finally gets to a fast travel point and goes for the southwest corner of the map, the screen shifting to a humble village. Jamal immediately goes tearing off to the right, aiming for a set of steps that lead up to a dojo-looking building.
As they crest the stairs, Emmet’s breath catches in his throat.
There in cartoony graphics is his brother, his back slightly hunched but calmly waiting to be challenged. He looks just as rough as he did in his old photo, his signature frown as present as ever.
Jamal’s character approaches video game Ingo and challenges him to a Path of Solitude battle. Emmet watches in fascination as the battling Pokémon use Strong and Agile styles. The battle is tough, but Jamal wins by the skin of his teeth.
“Hah! Finally!” Jamal pumps his fist triumphantly.
He then remembers himself and holds up the screen for Emmet. There’s some more dialogue between game Ingo and Jamal’s character as they wrap up their match. Ingo finishes by doing a familiar pose and…
And…
And there on Ingo’s face is a small satisfied smile.
Emmet suddenly finds himself sniffling, running a sleeve over his nose as he realizes he’s crying. He beams at Jamal and thanks him.
“What for?” Jamal asks uncertainly.
Emmet’s smile is bright.
“For letting me see Ingo again.”
A Unovan in New York City (part 1)
An AU in which Ingo and Akari go on a rescue mission to retrieve Emmet, only to find him living a perfectly normal life… in our universe’s NYC.
(Currently incapable of committing to a full story. Hope rough summaries will suffice.)
Our story starts in Hisui, where Akari, or rather Dawn, and Ingo have said their goodbyes and are about to head home by speaking to Arceus. Arceus is happy to send them back to their time, but something has come up that is relevant to them. It seems Ingo’s twin brother has thrown himself through space-time and landed somewhere that Arceus’s influence is almost non-existent. They can all still go home together if they use a macguffin device on the machine that eeby deebied Ingo’s brother. They just need to find him first.
The two humans exchange glances. Ingo tells Dawn she ought to go home to her family, but she shakes her head. Dawn is all too happy to help Ingo with this retrieval mission. Knowing how capable she is, Ingo accepts her assistance with a small smile.
Before they leave, Arceus warns them that they need to exercise great caution in this world. Pokémon do not exist there at all and the presence of theirs could cause trouble if they’re too reckless. Which sounds completely insane to them but if Ingo’s brother is there then they have to go.
Arceus nods, opening a glowing portal with a thought. Dawn reaches out for Ingo’s hand, who grasps hers with a comforting squeeze. Hand in hand, they step through into blinding light.
Tfw that sad hobo you rescued from hypothermia turns out to be a dimensionally-displaced Pokémon character

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A Unovan in NYC rough draft snippet
In which Emmet sees his first Pokémon game and Jamal gets embarrassed about his OC self-insert.
“Jamal? Do you know where Ingo is?”
“I… Yeah. He’s in Hisui.”
“Is there a game for that?”
“Um, yeah. Pokémon Legends Arceus. It’s still pretty new.”
“Show me.”
“…Now?”
“Please. I want to see how he’s doing.”
Jamal hesitates, uncertain if indulging Emmet this way is what’s best for him.
But considering everything the guy just went through?
He rummages through a drawer, and pulls out a red and blue device with a wide screen in the center. A Nintendo Switch, Jamal calls it. He loads in a little chip and powers up the device.
Emmet leans in with bated breath as Jamal navigates the starting menu and jumps into a save file. The screen lights up and the landscape of Hisui is rendered in all its glory. In the center of it all is an unfamiliar dark-skinned boy with a curious white Zoroark mask.
“Who’s that?”
Jamal stiffens and looks a little embarrassed, “Th-That’s… uh… it’s me. Kinda. Sorta. Y’know, roleplaying. I might’ve gone a bit overboard with customization there.”
“It looks neat,” Emmet says earnestly, now vaguely wondering how much of himself he could customize into the character model.
A small smile lights up Jamal’s face before he quickly clears his throat and returns to the game to guide his character around.
“Alright, gimme a sec to get to Jubilife. I was in the middle of shiny hunting so it might take a minute. This is post-game by the way, so Ingo hangs out around there.”
Half of Jamal’s words barely make sense but they’re not what’s important here.
“What is Ingo doing there?” Emmet asks
“Battle stuff,” Jamal says, busy guiding a weird Braviary’s flight, “He’s the guy you challenge if you want to get your ass beat.”
Emmet finds himself sputtering out a laugh, “I have never heard him described that way before.”
Rando coworker: Hey have you heard the rumours that the subway is haunted?
Emmet *who is working nightshift later*: Yup. But I'll be OK. Not afraid of ghost.
Emmet texting: Jamal. If it's not too big an issue can you send Chandelure to keep me company tonight. There isn't anything wrong, I just think I'd feel better with company. Again there is no issue, so don't worry. I just want to hang out with Chandelure tonight. Thanks.
Jamal: Uh huh, sure. I believe you.
Jamal: *stage whispers to Chandelure* He totally scared.
Chandelure: *giggles*
Emmet: *from phone speaker* I AM EMMET AND I HEARD THAT!
Emmet: What if we called you... Blade?
Haxorus *In Poké*: Call me Smaug.
Emmet: What about Chopper?
Haxorus: S M A U G.
Emmet: Axel is a real good one!
Haxorus: I'll also accept Toothless and Spyro.
Haxorus: *pulls up The Hobbit on Netflix and desperately points to Smaug and then to herself*
Emmet: …You wanna be named after the dragon?
Haxorus: *excited nodding*
Emmet: Okay! What’s it’s name then?
Jamal: *joking* Benedict Cumberbatch.
Emmet: Then Benedict Cumberbatch it is!
Haxorus: *screeches in agony and runs off crying*
Emmet: *calling after Haxorus* Was… Was that a yes or a no?