Pistolwhipped; Jake cant handle allat
jake and his elusive girlfriend who he isnt… POSITIVE exists? aradia sees him sort of like a pet she gives little gifts to on good behaviour. she visits him sometimes. SOMETIMES. when shes bored
get it? pistolwhipped? as in, “to be severely caught off guard by a person or situation.” but also pistolwhip like a ship name….? He has a pistol she has a whip? GET IT? this is for the five jake x aradia fans who made themselves known at my other post
















