#jakejayhoon

Jay: Even better!

Sunghoon: ...What did you do?

Jake, holding up a chicken: Here!

heeseung: why?

sunghoon: jake played with an ouija board and cursed ours

jake: in my defense jay said he knew how to banish spirits - he doesn't, he just threw salt at them and yelled “does this look like a hotel to you?!”

Sunghoon: You walked all the way over here at night?

Jay: Please.

Sunghoon: You're older than me.

Jay: I'm Scared and cold.

Sunghoon: Come here. Jake make room for Jay.

Jake: Finally I'm free from the cuddling.

Sunghoon: You have your own bed.

Jake: Yours is softer.

Sunghoon: Sure, just my bed. Do you need a bedtime story?

Jay: Nope just cuddles. *wraps his body around Sunghoon* Goodnight.

Jake: Finally free.

Sunghoon: You love me.

Jay: Punching the clock.

Jake: You were at work?

Jay, pointing: No, I was punching that clock.

coloured them and also exchanged jay and jake’s tattoos because apparently the teardrop tattoo represents resentment or betrayal or something and, you know, resentment, anger, betrayal.

here’s the thing, these three? Little shits.

With the rest of the members, yeah obviously

but with each other? even more so

they pull pranks on each other 24/7

it’s gotten to the point where heeseung is scared to leave them alone but also scared of being alone with them

not fun scenes for the rest of i-land - but the three of them have fun

Jay’s a scaredy cat but he insists on watching horror movies because he swears he doesn’t scream

he does, in fact, scream

like a lot

he also clings onto his boyfriends like a vice, Sunghoon’s pretty sure Jay’s arms are imprinted permanently around his middle and Jake’s shoulder is starting to get kinda sore

Jake is also a scaredy cat 

but watching Jay being scared is so funny and cute and endearing that he feels less scared because of it

anyway after they’re done Jay insists he isn’t scared at all

he is

they have to accompany him everywhere for like 3 days after 

another thing, jake and jay are well, prone to jealousy

this is a problem, because sunghoon is a fucking magnet and everyone on i-land is made of metal

jungwon’s always squished up next to him on the couch, K basically pats his head 24/7, and even Seon occasionally just reachers out a holds hands with the dude

Sunghoon is, unfortunately, oblivious to all of this

it’s becoming a problem

so jay decides that they’ve gotta ✨establish dominance✨

all this really means is that now Jake sometimes he forces himself into sunghoon’s bed, and whenever they’re around others he’ll put an arm around sunghoon’s shoulder or waist 

Jay just makes him laugh excessively whenever they’re around other people so Sunghoon doubles over and clings onto Jay’s shoulder to keep himself from collapsing

the guys a dramatic laugher and Jay loves him for it

jay also always shoots everyone else a smug look after

can they make sunghoon laugh like this?

also, they always make sure one of them is lurking nearby. Jake always sticks very very close, thankfully Jay’s more subtle

Sunghoon is dense and has not caught on yet

it’s only a matter of time

hopefully

jay also massages his boyfriends whenever they’re stressed and they always repay him with hugs and kisses

they also cuddle a lot, obviously

jake is shameless but sunghoon and jay pretend they dont like it

their boyfriend doesn’t care because, well, cuddles

sunghoon’s technically the mature one but he’s also the youngest and jay shoves it in his face

jake’s tehnically the most ripped one but he’s also the shortest and jay shoves it in his face

as a result jakehoon prank jay more than they prank each other

and jay’s a scaredy cat so it’s extra gratifying

they’re lucky jay loves them, otherwise he would’ve broken up with them by now

that’s a lie, he knows it’s a lie

don’t tell them that though

obviously they practice together all the time, and they always help each other master the choreos

jake’s a soft boyfriend, so sometimes he likes to just watch sunghoon and jay, well, be sunghoon and jay

he’s a sap and jay and sunghoon hate him

no they don’t

they’re just so great okay jake loves them so much

jake and jay talk about feelings a lot because they’re open people, but Sunghoon barely even cries unless something really really awful happens or he feels particularly terrible

whenever that happens his boyfriends make sure to shower him in affection and samgyeopsal 

he sniffles a lot

it’s cute

also, they spoil sunghoon a lot, partly cos they love him and partly cos they can because um, they’re both rich bois

also, they pat each other a lot?

like head pats, shoulder pats, chest pats, butt pats - you name it

jake and sunghoon are vv competitive, and they always drag Jay into it

the two of them always put up a fight but Jay usually gives up p quickly cos he’s soft and he likes seeing his boyfriends smile

after practice jay and jake always crash into a sofa or bed together

sunghoon slips in beside them gracefully because he’s annoying

Jay says that he’s lucky he’s pretty

but boy is he pretty

sunghoon’s more subtle, but he does love his boyfriends v v much

after all he’s a bit of an introvert, the fact that he’s so close and open with the two of them is testament to how much he loves them

but he also always makes sure to tell that every once in a while

they both melt every time he does