AHhh I LOVE this one so much omgomgomgomg but I do have to uh,,,, asterisk. It kinda hints at suicide and depression kind of and better be safe than sorry
He loves being in the water during the shift
Parents/Roomates wake you with an argument
You finally brake at this one
Shouting god-knows-what, you slam the door and leave
You decide to ride a bike trail
You also decide you should have thought it through more
Or at least brought a real flashlight
Riding fast than you should just feels too good to slow down
But your dumbass better pray to whatever god or alien you may worship
its so dark and you were riding so fast you lost the path
now you’re busy with dodging trees
A little ways away you see something bright
,,,,,,,you have nothing better to do,,,,
Feeling relieved, its a lake, the moonlight reflecting off of it supplying enough light to turn your phone off
clothes?????? towels??? Oh n0, someone is midnight skinny dipping
There he is,,, floating,,, like a majestic naked lily
you decide to just stay on the far side and just share space.
closing your eyes to sleep,,,,,,,, sweet dreams,,,,,,NOT
Splashing, flailing, grunts, muffled underwater screaming
Shooting up and stumbling to the water hes gone,
,,, like he was never there,,,
you splash the water in frustration
“he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead”
“a lake shark took him down and I’m next”
you couldn’t really think of anything else
Panic setting in you run for your phone intending to call 911
Something rises from the water
2 bright dots shine at you and blink
I chose the wrong night to run
It disappears then reappears and begins swimming towards you
It’s,,,,, doing? the??? doggy paddle??????
Your mind is so intimidated by this mystery monster but
you just hear the choppy plopping of the water
you want and need to be shaking in fear but,,
you just begin giggling and it turns into a full blown laughing fit
laughing at yourself for not running away or calling 911
crying because you’re probably gonna die tonight
laughing at the monster for doggy paddling
emerging from the water, the moonlight reveals enough,
performing the iconic water shake
tossing something fleshy off the to the side
bloodied teeth with matching red irises and white pupils
fur of rustic violet with white roots
upon seeing all this, laughter is no longer in your heart, rage is
“You killed that man didn’t you!!!
There goes your phone hitting him square in the nose
At this point, u know u gon die
Might as well go down with a fight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Picking up various rocks and sticks, anything throwable rlly
Sloppily sobbing, using your whole body to fling rocks at him
yelling between flings and hes barking viciously the entire time
“that guy,,,, he did,,,,,,,,,, nothing, Wr0Ng!!!
“Just trying, to have ,, a ,,, g00D TiME
“bu- but NO0O0OOO00000,,,,, people, cant,,,,,,, they can’t have,,, FUN ANYMORE”
the wolf dodges most of the projectiles
running out of things to throw both of you are just kinda silent
a few deep sniffles and a wipe
still not caring about your well-being you turn around and just yell as loud as you can.
just release the emotions fam
you being to walk back to your bike when you see a baseball sized rock
grabbing it you catch the wolf off guard
you crit him right between the jaw and the neck
He whips around to look at you angrily before shifting
he begins yelling too, holding his jaw
“REALLY???? WAS THAT NECESSARY??”
“for your information, I AM trying to have a good time!!!”
But thats a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle difficult when you’re being pelted with ROCKS and what else was there? sticks?”
“and im pretty sure you threw a pine cone and just dirt at one point!! How will dirt help you????”
Upon seeing, well, everything
I-I mean a wolf shift into a man
your knees buckle and landing onto uneven ground combined with your already fatigued state was enough to knock the wind out of you
going into a coughing, crying, gasping fit, he doesnt rlly notice
He just keeps venting,,,,,,
“What in GOD’S NAME possessed you to throw ROCKS at a WOLF anyway??? “
“Do you have a death wish????”
“Was BARING MY TEETH not enough to get you to go away??
beginning to mock you he,,
“LOOK, IMMA HUMAN, I feel threatened by anything bigger or stronger than me so imma kill it hurr durr durr WHYYYYY
“Whatever happened to, ‘If You Leave It Alone, It’ll Leave You Alone’”
Finally noticing you coughing, he throws his hands in the air and giggles a little bit
“Oh goodie. Look. You’re killing yourself. I didn’t even do anything!”
He sighs as you calm down and slow your breathing
“Sooooo you ready to leave and never comeback and never tell anyone ever?”
“Then I’ll have to kill you” he flashes his eyes and teeth again.
he throws his head back and groans
he juts forward at you pretending hes about to shred you to pieces
“usually at this point you cry and scream and beg for your life”
“i thought i was gonna die, ohhh, i dunno know 5 minutes ago”
“well, i really don’t wanna kill someone who hypothetically killed themselves because they thought I got killed by a wolf or a....”
“Oh shut up! I’m not leaving!”
you kinda just stay silent feeling weird opening up to a stranger,,,
“what? if its something you’re insecure about just throw it at me, trust me, ive heard of everything under the sun, from-”
“If you don’t want to know then spill”
Explaining everything he has his arms folded and kinda just gives you a blank stare,,, is he even listening?????
He turns around and mumbles to himself, something about how
“I don’t know if the pack is gonna kill me or love me”
he turns back to you, “Wanna be in a pack?”
“it’ll be fuuuuuuuuun,, and theres other werewolves and wrestling”
you look at him like hes crazy and
“we mostly are just looking for someone who will help clean, cook something edible, and teach us how to blend in with the public”
“fuckit, I already made 100 bad choices tonight, what’s one more”
awkward only for a moment and then he
“So, when we get your stuff,,,, wanna wreck the house? Egg it, TP it, trash the inside, the whole deal?”
