#jaegermighty

Walkabout by jaegermighty

Hermione x Sirius Black

"You are always far too handsome for your own good," Hermione says, "in any timeline."

Author: jaegermighty

Fandom: Life with Derek

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Casey McDonald/Derek Venturi

Summary: "I'm never gonna find anyone who will put up with me," Casey says mournfully. "Oh, shut the fuck up," Derek says.

Author: jaegermighty

Fandom: Life with Derek

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Casey McDonald/Derek Venturi

Summary: Casey makes the Dean's list. Derek takes up smoking.

johnnyjacqobis which i am def gonna use as soon as i convince myself to give up my Brand

i have a really good johnny url ��

i s2g the show would be 100x better if d'avin had been revealed to be evil all along bc played straight all his tropes are SOOOO BORING but yes ur opinions are my opinions

ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyy godddddd. evil!d’avin would have been so incredibly interesting tbh. and would have been a great foil to his brother john “best of partners, best of men” jaqobis. as is i don’t dislike d’avin, he’s just so . . . blah. i’m just not interested in him at all. tbh it might be the actor too? like i don’t like his acting very much. he’s not terribly convincing when he’s trying to be genuine. and he’s a little too “smirky-swagger” that it comes off kinda sleazy. but again. i don’t dislike d’avin as a whole, he could just be so much better. anyways. this got long. 

Nickname: chels, chelsea may, hey you, an increasingly large array of comments on my height, etc.

Gender: cis woman

If you had a cat, what would you name it: i’m leaning towards bertha tbh, for some reason this is just like, the PERFECT cat name in my mind, which is an example of a) my mind being wonky and b) that everything comes back around and one day we’ll be having children named gertrude and babette. 

there was this cat at a shelter though that i really wanted and it’s name was pip which is the other best name for a cat ever.

Height: 150 cm aka 5 ft aka Not That Tall At All

Favorite color: so far it’s yellow!!! it’s so happy!!! i love it so much!!!

Time right now: 8:14 am and i have already been up for three hours.

Average hours of sleep: uh...five?? ish?? do we count naps sometimes i nap my meds really mess me up.

Lucky number: 2!!!

Last thing I googled: “joe biden dnc 2016″ which is because the morning news made me curious, i’m canadian and our news anchor was nearly salivating over this.

Fictional character I’d like to be my younger sibling: i already have like, a bazillion younger siblings thanks to my mother’s day home, and an actual younger sibling who is a Pain In The Ass whom i happen to love, i think i’m set.

Blankets you sleep with: one/zero, it’s summer here and i hate the heat with a passion (side note: maddie i find it so weird to hear you folks on the other side of the planet talk about it being winter while it’s 30+ here, how is this real life)

Favorite bands/artists: i’m so bad at these type of question D: D: not to be a cliche but i’m listening to a lot of twenty one pilots rn. uhm...and the ghostbuster’s soundtrack.

Dream trip: anything involving going down to see my various friends on the coast. uhm, beyond that, i’d love to go back to scotland?? please let me be somewhere cold. 

What I’m wearing right now: high-waisted shorts and a fancy tank top. i feel like if i dress like i’m a professional-ish person i might be able to justify applying for a third job.

How many blogs I follow: 210

What do I post about: stuff i find interesting if anything at all...i’m not on here very much anymore in the posting sense?? i promise i am here silently...waiting...watching...creeping.

Pick a word that starts with the first letter of your name and ends with the last letter of your url: cheese.

Do you get asks on a daily basis: i wish :(((((( 

Why did you choose your url: there was this class i was taking at the time about cognitive psychology and the concept of a bricolage came up, which was cool, and also there was this linguistic course the semester before where i had to stand in the mall and approach strangers to ask them about their use of their preferred address (ms/mrs/miss/and so on) and honestly i’m just an opportunist so there you go.