#jae:answer

【  제이。 now where did you get this idea from — i’m equally nice and mean to both of you. it’s just that sana doesn’t have this habit of constantly trying to annoy me. that’s your job only.

【  제이。 uh. yeah? who do you think i am --- i just called myself that a few seconds, so it definitely counts, you can’t do anything about it. ‘no one calls you jaenrique’, YEAH SOMEONE DOES, that someone’s me. nothing else matters from this point.

【  제이。 you know, i feel like i’m getting so many nicknames, i just can’t keep up with them anymore. i’ll need a dictionary with me all the time, because you see, each and every nickname has its special meaning. like hey, someone called me jaenrique iglesias today — but wait, what the hell was the hidden meaning of that? i don’t know, let me go to page 112 and check!

【  제이。 i’m a guy, but you know what i’d answer to that. so let’s ask wonpil! ‘hey wonpil, you’re a guy’ - ‘am i’ - ‘of course you are!’, but then we might accidentally induce an existential crisis into him. so if you wake up with him at your bed at 3 am trying to confess… don’t blame me. i will have had nothing to do with it.

【  제이。 THAT’S A LIE. my man brian can dance and i know it, you know it, jesus knows it, we all know it. bring him a chair and he’ll kill you with the moves he can do on that rollin’ song from the fearless, gallant, whatever girls.

【  제이。 but are you brian’s favourite twice girl, i wonder — okay, i’m kidding. who would pick momo as their favourite girl? okay sana would, but it’s just sana only. now ahem, what is this i heard… did you really ask brian to autograph your… ( ` a quick scan from left to right to make sure there’s nobody around and once it’s confirmed that it’s safe, he places his hands over his chest, clawing them in the shape of bra cups. ) it’s what he told me! damn, i didn’t know you’d be this wild and ask for an actual autograph there.

【  제이。 nah, he doesn’t understand many things. i mean, he’s trying, but it’s all kinda in vain. we’ll just let him be. ( ` the question ticks wrongly with him, because he fails at remembering ever making such a promise, so now he’s stuck with blinking in confusion at his younger band mate, his frown demanding more explanations. ) did i really — when? do i look like an oracle to you, it’s gonna happen when… it’s gonna happen. ( ` mocking a smile at him, because their taste in movies is very different and jae would have no fun watching brian’s favourites, he concludes with a tight grip around the younger’s neck and a patronising pat on the head. ) it’ll happen soon.

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