#jadrastic

I am glad you still have salt handy. Now we just need to see about getting devil’s traps installed w/o our bosses noticing (though, I suppose we could Garth it and use blueberry vodka, but the smell might be worriesome) #priorities

It’s okay this happens to every new hunter. Welcome to the family business!

Thank you, honey! I have my salt at the ready. 

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Noooooo it’s cool dw then I can rescue Adam! Also, Crowley. And let’s be honest, I’d make a fantastic Knight of Hell :D

Spock: *complains about Jim refusing to file reports*

Bones: *grumbles something*

Spock: What was that, doctor?

Bones: I said, call him "baby."

Spock: ...

Bones: I'm serious. It's like a moth to a flame.

Spock: Jim is not an infant.

Bones: Oh, for the love of...it's an endearment, Spock.

Spock: I see.

Spock: Will you provide an example of the endearment in use?

Bones: Will I...? Good lord, man, just whisper it in his ear.

Spock: Thank you, doctor. I will take that under advisement.

(Later that night)

Spock: Jim...Captain, we must submit the report about Random Planet X to Starfleet this evening.

Jim: Yeah, yeah...I'll get to it.

Spock: *steps closer* If we finish it now, there will be time for chess before my meditation.

Jim: Just give me ten more minutes. I'm at a good part.

Spock: *takes another step* A book will not vanish during the night.

Jim: Five minutes.

Spock: *leans close to Jim's ear* Jim...

Jim: *grins and hides his ear in his shoulder but keeps reading*

Spock: *hovers and exhales*

Jim: You make it really hard to concentrate.

Jim: *turns the page*

Spock: *frustrated*

Spock: *considers what Dr. McCoy told him*

Spock: *decides this is ridiculous and will not work but as a scientist...he should try before reaching a conclusion*

Spock: *very, very softly, and feeling very, very ridiculous* Baby...

Jim: *FREEZES*

Jim: *FULL BODY SHIVER*

Spock: *happily encouraged* We must file the report.

Jim: *nonverbal nodding*

Spock: *takes the book from Jim's hands and marks his place, lays it aside*

Spock: *blows in his ear one more time for good measure, watches Jim shiver*

Jim: *looks at him in disbelief and licks his lips*

Spock: *puts the PADD containing the report details in front of him*

Jim: *swallows* Okay.

(Even later that night)

Jim: *messages Bones* Nice move.

Bones: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Jim: I didn't tell you that so you could use it against me

Bones: Goodnight, infant

Jim: I'm going to tell Carol about your hair-on-the-soap phobia

no, he said he put them together to accelerate spock’s emotional development after his mum died. it wasn’t until AFTER they decided on spuhura they went back and “noticed” some TOS interest and were like “oh hey, cool”.

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jadrastic replied to your photoset “WTAF. Did that seriously happen today? 10,000 hits?”

I can't believe you don't have MORE.

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wow! congrats!

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CONGRATS!! Every one of those hits is richly deserved. <3

I like how ZQ is like “Whoooo exactly? I am perfectly qualified to judge the looks of every man in this movie. Including myself.” HOW DARE “BRUCE” NOT BE THE FIRST NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH LADY

LMAO I KNOW RIGHT

like seriously just last night I was musing over how we haven’t had a recent influx of new pie pics, and then I wake up this morning to THIS. I’m sorry if I jinx’d it :(