#jademaybe

JADE MAYBE: everyone come camping with jade. DAVE PROBABLY: idk will this turn into one of those camping trips DAVE PROBABLY: everyone ends up naked in a circle in the river singing kumbawa oh great mother DAVE PROBABLY: i dunno if im ready for that kind of at one with natureness JADE MAYBE: nudity optional of course chum wouldnt want anyone to be uncomfortable :P DAVE PROBABLY: john help DAVE PROBABLY: jades seducing us with trees ETERNITY’S BAKER: :B what's the word for someone who fucks trees? DAVE PROBABLY: uh DAVE PROBABLY: is there a word for that ETERNITY’S BAKER: there's a word for everything! JADE MAYBE: why would you do that to a tree..... DAVE PROBABLY: does fucking jade count as fucking a tree i mean she is pretty tall DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im blind JADE MAYBE: im going to hit you DAVE PROBABLY: noooo DAVE PROBABLY: john help me save me ETERNITY’S BAKER: i think i might hit you! JADE MAYBE: a solid decision!!! ETERNITY’S BAKER: don't do that to jade! >:( ETERNITY’S BAKER: i can't even say it. DAVE PROBABLY: youre a nerd DAVE PROBABLY: i cant believe you ETERNITY’S BAKER: which i guess is weird, 'cause, i mean. uh. ETERNITY’S BAKER: ectobiology. DAVE PROBABLY: weve fucked before john jfc DAVE PROBABLY: you can say fuck ETERNITY’S BAKER: of course i can say fuck! DAVE PROBABLY: im bracing myself ETERNITY’S BAKER: but i can't say that and jade in the same sentence. DAVE PROBABLY: not the face DAVE PROBABLY: why DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck DAVE PROBABLY: fuck jade JADE MAYBE: why ETERNITY’S BAKER: because i don't wanna think about it! ETERNITY’S BAKER: no! DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck john JADE MAYBE: why are we discussing this JADE MAYBE: DAVE DAVE PROBABLY: im laughing fuck DAVE PROBABLY: john fuck jade ETERNITY’S BAKER: i'm gonna hit you! ETERNITY’S BAKER: we're gonna have a DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im disabled ETERNITY’S BAKER: jade! what do you call it?? ETERNITY’S BAKER: a domestic! JADE MAYBE: there you go!! DAVE PROBABLY: help violence JADE MAYBE: (im hitting him too though) JADE MAYBE: (sorry john!!) DAVE PROBABLY: is that domestic if were fucking

Jade stop letting cats kill you