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JADE MAYBE: everyone come camping with jade. DAVE PROBABLY: idk will this turn into one of those camping trips DAVE PROBABLY: everyone ends up naked in a circle in the river singing kumbawa oh great mother DAVE PROBABLY: i dunno if im ready for that kind of at one with natureness JADE MAYBE: nudity optional of course chum wouldnt want anyone to be uncomfortable :P DAVE PROBABLY: john help DAVE PROBABLY: jades seducing us with trees ETERNITY’S BAKER: :B what's the word for someone who fucks trees? DAVE PROBABLY: uh DAVE PROBABLY: is there a word for that ETERNITY’S BAKER: there's a word for everything! JADE MAYBE: why would you do that to a tree..... DAVE PROBABLY: does fucking jade count as fucking a tree i mean she is pretty tall DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im blind JADE MAYBE: im going to hit you DAVE PROBABLY: noooo DAVE PROBABLY: john help me save me ETERNITY’S BAKER: i think i might hit you! JADE MAYBE: a solid decision!!! ETERNITY’S BAKER: don't do that to jade! >:( ETERNITY’S BAKER: i can't even say it. DAVE PROBABLY: youre a nerd DAVE PROBABLY: i cant believe you ETERNITY’S BAKER: which i guess is weird, 'cause, i mean. uh. ETERNITY’S BAKER: ectobiology. DAVE PROBABLY: weve fucked before john jfc DAVE PROBABLY: you can say fuck ETERNITY’S BAKER: of course i can say fuck! DAVE PROBABLY: im bracing myself ETERNITY’S BAKER: but i can't say that and jade in the same sentence. DAVE PROBABLY: not the face DAVE PROBABLY: why DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck DAVE PROBABLY: fuck jade JADE MAYBE: why ETERNITY’S BAKER: because i don't wanna think about it! ETERNITY’S BAKER: no! DAVE PROBABLY: jade fuck john JADE MAYBE: why are we discussing this JADE MAYBE: DAVE DAVE PROBABLY: im laughing fuck DAVE PROBABLY: john fuck jade ETERNITY’S BAKER: i'm gonna hit you! ETERNITY’S BAKER: we're gonna have a DAVE PROBABLY: dont hit me im disabled ETERNITY’S BAKER: jade! what do you call it?? ETERNITY’S BAKER: a domestic! JADE MAYBE: there you go!! DAVE PROBABLY: help violence JADE MAYBE: (im hitting him too though) JADE MAYBE: (sorry john!!) DAVE PROBABLY: is that domestic if were fucking

Jade stop letting cats kill you

stretches out across tumblr look at me blogging and being social talk to me you doughnut holes

john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant whine at me publicly for putting slander against his name

john is bitching at me because he locked himself out of his account and cant defend himself from my slanderous accusations on his person