#jadedoll

Summary: Tony could be suffering from amnesia, a hitch-hiker from a parallel dimension, a ghost or maybe a time-traveller. He's sure he could work out the answer if Steve would just stop pretending he was Tony's boyfriend.

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Stranger: m or f

You: Unisex

Stranger: sweet

You: Thank you...are you a donkey?

Stranger: how did you no

You: Cuz they are my fav

Stranger: :]

You: So when was the last time your master cleaned your hooves?

You: You know cleanliness is awesome

You: Hello?

You: I thought that you were going to be my special donkey friend!!

You: HELLO!

You: ANSWER ME!

You: I WILL KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT TALK TO ME

You: PLEASE!?

You: I HAVE COOKIES

You: THEY ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP

Stranger: what

You: MY MOM MADE THEM SPECIAL FOR MY SPECIAL DONKEY FRIEND

You: IF I DONT GET A DONKEY FRIEND, MY MOM IS GOING TO CHAIN ME UP IN THE BARN WHERE REAL DONKEYS GO!

You: PLEASE JUST BE MY DONKEY AND EAT THE COOKIES!!

You: MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

You: I REALLY DONT WANT TO EAT SHIT OUT OF A BOWL

You: DO YOU NOT CARE! DO DONKEYS HAVE NO HEARTS?

Stranger: dude

You: yes?

Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UPPP

You: WHAT!!

You: I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!

Stranger: I CAN GIVE 20 SHITS AND STILL NOT CARE!!!!!!

You: I DONT WANT TO EAT YOUR SHIT...I JUST WANT YOUR CHILDREN

You: FIRST BORNS ARE THE BEST

Summary: The reasons not to join the Avengers were many and varied. The problem was that when Captain America smiled at him, Tony had trouble remembering what they were. Pairing: Steve/Tony Rating: M Wordcount: 20,053

Rating: M

Summary: The reasons not to join the Avengers were many and varied. The problem was that when Captain America smiled at him, Tony had trouble remembering what they were.