#jacobavery

jake and zack are like "fuck which one's nate? which one's nat?" and one of them just barks and growls at them and the other stays silent and Z and J look at each other and "angry one's nate."

jake lets nat run around the garden a lot and he thinks it's super cute omg but he can't let nat know that that's not manly at all

likE CORGI!NAT LOOKING AT HER FLOWERS SO HAPPILY WHILE WALKING ON HER STUBBY CORGI LEGS AND BUTTERFLIES REST ON HER NOSE

zack just watches nate crash his room like "dude can you even read while you're a dog." he carries nate onto his lap while zack indian sits and they both read a book. zack reads it out loud because he thinks nate can't read it, he just isn't saying so

gotta let a dog have his ego

"nate this is boring---" nate barks angrily, "--fiiiiiiiiine."

after that though nate falls asleep on his lap and zack just. pets him while trying to not smile

then they all come together and nat just barks and walks about nate and nate is just yawning.... babies......... and z and j are just "............. what if they stay corgis forever"

"zack, i don't think your dick can handle that."

"neither can yours"

"touche"

then they change back

"nate could you read when you were a dog"

"shut up."

"hAH you're lucky i read it out loud then"

"where's my reward kiss"

i love zombie apocalypses

jake would freak out every time he shot a zombie like literally scream each time and zack's ears would ring a lot

nate kind of sleeps on the job so no one ever makes him keep watch. ever. when he's awake though he can kick ass

nat uses a shot gun because she's bad at precision. ZACK TAKES THEM OUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT. damn son. nate's a sniper

zack doesn't use his bat until he's sure no one's firing though. he doesn't trust jake out of all people

jake: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'LL ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT YOU?

zack: i'm pretty sure you don't know the difference between me and a zombie.

jake: pffft. that's because there isn't any difference, doofus

then when the day is done they sit around a campfire and miss the good old days

sometimes they sing so they can get their minds off it

and tell each other jokes. there isn't much stories to tell because you know they've been with each other a lot and talking about dead friends doesn't really lighten up the mood, so they just talk about nonsense until they all pass out

"what if it reaches the point that everything becomes so hard that they run out of things to sing

or run out of people to sing with like the last person standing just sorta

sings alone" - ianna always makes me cry i hate her

so zack and nat are both alive, and jake and nate have passed

and then when zack gets bitten / gets too injured he puts his hand on nat's cheek and "shhhh. shh. i know. i'm sorry too."

"take care of yourself, okay? it's what we would've wanted."

and nat just wants to say so much, but instead she just says, "wait for me." zack smiles and he nods before he closes his eyes.

nat's the last one standing

and every day is just a scratch on the log by the campfire

and a reminder that she still hasn't joined them

but she still keeps herself alive because killing herself would just waste their efforts but it hurts her a lot

and she sings by herself in front of the campfire and in the middle of the song her voice cracks and she starts crying really hard

bUT SHE STILL SINGS IT

AND SHE DOESn'T CARE IF SHE'LL ATTRACT ATTENTION BECAUSE WHAT'S THE POINT IF EVERYONE'S ALREADY LEFT

AND SHE'S LIKE THE LAST PERSON AND THEY'RE WAITING FOR HER TO GO WITH THEM

AND THE SONG'S DONE AND SHE JUST KEEPS CRYING UNTIL SHE CAN'T AND SLEEPS AND HOPES THE ZOMBIES TAKE HER WHILE SHE'S OUT