#jacob 5

I don't know how fast you're reading, or if you've reached the book of Jacob (Jacó) yet, but it contains the longest chapter in the entire Book of Mormon and we make jokes about it constantly, and my new theory is that the church was paying Jacob by the word for it and that was his therapy fund

And it came to pass that he pruned it, and digged about it, and nourished it according to his word.

(submitted by @ermiler)

And it came to pass that the servant said unto his master: How comest thou hither to plant this tree, or this branch of the tree? For behold, it was the poorest spot in all the land of thy vineyard.

And it came to pass that they went forth whither the master had hid the natural branches of the tree, and he said unto the servant: Behold these; and he beheld the first that it had brought forth much fruit; and he beheld also that it was good. And he said unto the servant: Take of the fruit thereof, and lay it up against the season, that I may preserve it unto mine own self; for behold, said he, this long time have I nourished it, and it hath brought forth much fruit.

And it came to pass that the Lord of the vineyard said unto the servant: Come, let us go to the nethermost part of the vineyard, and behold if the natural branches of the tree have not brought forth much fruit also, that I may lay up of the fruit thereof against the season, unto mine own self.