#jackxoconnellx

hey man, we all have to start somewhere. stick with cereal and slowly work your way up to toast. if that fails, then takeout is a really good idea. order it, remove all the evidence of where it came from, and then claim that you made it. thank you, thank you! never had any sanity to begin with, and totally planning on making the father stay up with the little one. see? i’ve got this all figured out. i’m ahead of the game here. lovely to meet you, jack. i need to take a second to fangirl over your role in trial by fire. SO GOOD! i fucking sobbed the entire time. that sounds fun. does your mother-in-law not like you or?