#jack stoss

Connor: Cara, eu acho que vou tatuar na minha testa assim: "NÃO FAÇO MAGIA". Eu não sei porque me perguntam tanto isso! Esse aí é o lance da Lorraine, se precisar de ajuda máfica, vai falar com ela! Eu só sei bater.

Jack: Parece que alguém acordou com o pé esquerdo hoje. Que foi? Ainda tá puto porque eu ganhei de você ontem umas dez vezes naquele joguinho?

Based only on my opinions.

Ikaris: you love Richard Madden, or you love characters who are fucked up and do bad things but for understandable reasons. Or both.

Ajak: Milf lover, team mom edition. You either think she's a mom friend or you think she's just as to blame for everything but you like morally ambiguous characters so it's okay.

Gilgamesh: you're obsessed with the "it's rotten work"/"not to me. not if it's you." quote. You want someone who loves you through all hardships and/or you relate to the role of being a caretaker for your loved ones.

Thena: the same as Gilgamesh and you love Angelina Jolie and badass women. You are also a softie (hidden or not) and might be touch starved.

Phastos: you have the biggest brain cells. That's right, you have more than one! You hate the mcu fandom but you're still here for some reason. You were usually the one in the group project who did most of the work and put in the most effort, even if everyone else was competent and did their own work. You have suffered burnout.

Makkari: You're also a collector of many, many things. You probably ship drukkari and/or wish she was seen more outside of her relationship with Druig. They wouldn't have been able to find Tiamut without her and you think she deserves more appreciation!

Kingo: You love purple. You want to watch his movies. You love characters who appear selfish and but also care deeply for the people they love. You love Tony Stark (and for the same reasons you love Kingo), but if you don't, you think Kingo is like him but done better. Your strongest trait is understanding other people's decisions even when you don't agree with them, and you value people who have beliefs they stand by but won't hurt people over.

Sprite: Comic relief characters who finally get to explore their dark side or personal issues are your favourite. You might have abandonment issues or struggle with your self-image. You feel like no one knows your real self. You love chaotic little bastards. You love those "shout out to [character type] Gotta be one of my favourite genders" memes.

Sersi: You love soft, good, kind characters more than anything. You have a hard time making decisions. You were the one in the group project who always did a good job and put the effort in but never wanted to be in charge or give the presentation but would step up if needed (alternatively, you were usually the one in charge and you always really appreciated these types of group members). You might be a little touch starved.

Druig: you're a basic bitch. I'm sorry but it's true. You're also a loki fan.

Bonus!

Ben and Jack Stoss: You're also a Phastos fan, and you want to see a lot more of him and his family in both the MCU and in the fandom. You hate the fandom for ignoring this perfect family and the first gay kiss in the MCU.

I watched The eternals tonight for the first time, and I loved it, but what I loved most was them, this couple, these parents, this family. It's just like reading a fanfiction except that there is nothing to imagine, everything is real and happens before your eyes.

Lots of little moments of domestic life, glimpses of a simple life, Phastos fixing a bike, tucking his son, tender gestures and bickering between husbands who obviously love each other deeply. It was beautiful, just beautiful.

And Phastos this character, he is just incredible, what strength that despite the weight of guilt he must carry, he managed to create this little family. And I love his power 💕

Funny note, how frustrated he must have been to assemble his IKEA furniture...

I wouldn’t change a single thing about who I am. Born or made.